Strange reasons not to like somebody

[Two Gun Bob]

Fly fishing guides...total cunts

 

[Bill Walker]

People who study business.
People who wear a scarf when they're not wearing a coat.
People who have a super expensive camera and no idea how to use it.
People who just chose whichever football team was most successful when they were a kid and now try to claim anything other than that reason (especially Welsh people claiming it was because of Giggs or Ian Rush).
People whose Facebook profile picture is their kid.
Anyone who affects an accent Ali G style, like that twat on the Arsenal fan channel.
Anyone who's overly macho. I just assume a tiny penis.

For the last one see Idaho

 

[Samsdad]

Have discovered another bunch of folk who i wouldnt get on with ....

The long shoe lace gang

2 big fcuk off loops hanging down your trainers or shoes

Tuck them in its not difficult

 

[gazinho]

Lad at work says three when he means free, I want to spoon his eyeballs out and shit in his skull everytime he says it.

Also vegetarians.

 

[Indaparkside]

Them twats with their jeans down to their knees and boxers showing scruffy bastards, tight cunts who walk a mile to save 5p on a pint, ignorant twats in supermarkets who run from last to first when they open a new till past old dears who have been queuing for 10 minutes, anyone listening this modern shit music rag and bone man etc, anyone who works for showsec, anyone with a brummie accent,

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Anyone who talks about a Coronation Street as though it's real. "Why is Kylie going out with him. Doesn't she know what he's like?" Or "Why didn't he just call the police? That's what most normal people would do."

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

My mum (she's 90 now!) and Liverpool fan said a few years back, "I don't like that Brendan Rodgers, because I don't like the shape of his mouth!"

Proper, made me laugh!!!

 

[Indaparkside]

Anyone who talks about a Coronation Street as though it's real. "Why is Kylie going out with him. Doesn't she know what he's like?" Or "Why didn't he just call the police? That's what most normal people would do."

You've just contradicted yourself, can tell you watch it:-)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

People addicted to Facebook :(

People on Facebook who put down that they are from Manchester when yer know they're not!

I have a long list of people who seem to have a common denominator - employed by the BBC!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

My old Janitor at primary school was a torn faced old bastard who would never let us stay in when it rained at play time. His wife, dinner lady, couldn't meet a nicer soul but Mr Murray? ****.

Janitor? JANITOR? WTF, MP. They're caretakers.