Strange reasons not to like somebody

In the same vein, the utter dozy cunts who stand at the checkout for ages, bag their stuff, then start looking for their cash or card. Usually takes ages and has me checking my shop to select the bluntest and heaviest object I can panel them with.

The ones that try to have a conversation after they have paid also need culling.

When I was younger and getting buses on a daily basis I used to really lose my shit with people, usually women, that would get on the bus, then start rooting round for their purse. You know you are going to need some effing money to get on the bus while you were queuing, unless you are going to try to pay with your teeth (which I felt like offering to knock lose for them) so why not be at least half ready. Then after rooting around for ages pulling out a £20 note.

Also Tree-huggers
 
People who drive against the arrows in car parks, especially supermarkets and then when you tell them they're cunts they get upset.


Hahaha!
Amazing how upset they get isn't it!

Fuckers who although the car park is half empty and you've parked well out the way....
Park in the next fucking space to you.
Don't even leave an empty space, just pull up along side your motor!

They are real cunts!

And women with baby seats who then open the door as wide as they Can, making little Chardonnay comfey meanwhile scratching fuck out of the car next to them.

Bitches!
 
length of labia, for me.

if it's all nice and lovely and tucked in, that's great.
if they protrude a little, then that's also fine and dandy.
but the long ones hanging down really put me off, you just end up with a mouthful while trying to gain oral access.
as a result i end up disliking the person themself through no real fault of their own.
 
Tourists in the spiral queues waving their printed tickets about and then have no clue how to get in through the turnstiles - bastards
 
Hahaha!
Amazing how upset they get isn't it!

Fuckers who although the car park is half empty and you've parked well out the way....
Park in the next fucking space to you.
Don't even leave an empty space, just pull up along side your motor!

They are real cunts!

And women with baby seats who then open the door as wide as they Can, making little Chardonnay comfey meanwhile scratching fuck out of the car next to them.

Bitches!
That's another thing, child seats behind the driver's seat so they stand in the road with the door open fucking about on main roads.

Put the seat behind the passenger seat you fuckwit.
 

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