Strange reasons not to like somebody

[johnnytapia]

Anyone who thinks the Queen isn't worth listening to.

I'm sure she's very interested in your opinion. Give her a bell. Or write her a letter. Let me know how you get on...

 

[roj]

Noisy eating

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Over the years ive come to the bizarre conclusion that i wouldnt get on with or want to get on with any one who listens to and likes key103 radio station ... random as f**k i know but its just one of them things lol

I don't think it's random, what radio station someone chooses to listen to says a lot about them IMO. You show me someone who listens to Capital and I'll show you a fucking whopper

 

[Magicpole]

I knew it ;)

You should rejoice at the magnitude of your perceptive powers sir.

I know I would.

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

People who say they could care less:

 

[Stoned Rose]

You should rejoice at the magnitude of your perceptive powers sir.

I know I would.

I am ;)

 

[Big Swifty]

People who ostentatiously use chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant when there are knives and forks on the table (much more efficient) just to show how sophisticated they are, or even worse, ASK for chopsticks.
Drivers who put sick-making signs like "Little Princess on Board" in the rear window of their car.
Old guys driving open-topped cars at the first hint of sun, with wispy white hair blowing in the slipstream. Act your age.
Unattractive fat women who reveal loads of flesh in the high street when it gets warm weather. Cover it up, grandma.
Audiences seen to be screaming with laughter and wiping their eyes when some allegedly funny TV comic says something totally unfunny (think Michael McIntyre et al).
People who shout into a mobile. There's no need to, idiots!
Aircraft passengers trying to jam a huge suitcase into overhead lockers.
People who talk endlessly about grandchildren, or even worse, boast about them.
People who give their kids silly names like Bear or Capulet.
People who disagree with me when I know best.

 

[PistonBlue]

Anyone who's in Coldplay
Anyone who likes Coldplay
Coldplay
Anyone who goes anywhere that's not inside their house wearing pyjamas
Blokes who walk around with one hand down the trouser. If you need to check if they've dropped yet surely the bathroom is the place?
Hipsters. All trying to express their individuality by looking the same as next hipster twat. (Hipsters who also like Coldplay can fuck right off and die)
Cap wearers, but a very particular kind of cap. The ones with really stiff looking peak thing. Oh and anyone wearing a cap back to front is a bellend, plain and simple.
That'll do for now

 

[Xiphos]

Men and women in their 50s and 60s who drive around with the windows down playing rap music very loud thinking they are down with the kids, your not, your just sad old fucks who should be dragged out and given a severe slap to bring them to their senses, even had one stopped at traffic lights last week making weird jerking movements with his fingers last week, had to knock on his winscreen to tell him he looked a c***

 

[PistonBlue]

Men and women in their 50s and 60s who drive around with the windows down playing rap music very loud thinking they are down with the kids, your not, your just sad old fucks who should be dragged out and given a severe slap to bring them to their senses, even had one stopped at traffic lights last week making weird jerking movements with his fingers last week, had to knock on his winscreen to tell him he looked a c***

You could have just shortened that to 'rap music'