Strangest thing that has ever happened to you in a pub

w@nkypants said:
The weirdest one fighting in pubs for me was the dog & partridge beer garden(high lane) ended up in a ruck with a lad called syko his spelling is worse than mine, he's about 6'6" picked me up and dropped me horizontal onto a beer garden bench arm, shattered a few ribs, they were sticking out of my shirt. Got up and broke his jaw. We spent the night in stepping hill A&E sat together, was interesting:)
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like a scene from a tarantino movie, the thought of ribs sticking out of your shirt jesus ................ lost for words.
 
My old cricket team used to have a local we went to after games for a debrief, a few quiets and a game of pool or two. Anyway one Saturday we rock up in good spirits after a win. We look over into the punting section of the pub where all the tv's are with the the horses on and there's this chick wearing only body paint and it's completely white.
Before long no one gives a flying fuck about how good they bowled or anything, we're all just flat out perving at this woman's healthy set. She was in great shape.
After a while she rocks over with her mate and says it's her hens night, she's been out at a race met all day in her 'outfit' and she has a list of activities she needs to tick off for the evening. I'm hoping one of them is for a tall skinny guy with a big nose to bury his face in her funbags but no...
We're all sitting round this table with semis on and she says she has to french kiss a bloke under 25. We all look around and immediately suck our guts in and straighten up. There's only one bloke under 25 in the team - Stefan, face like a dropped pie. He's really got his dander up. The rest of us are spinning shit about how we're 24 and our birthdays are next week etc etc... Well most were, I looked so far over 25 I just stared at her tits.
Anyway Stefan can't believe his fucking luck. He gets in there, starts fiddling with her tonsils, grabs a bit of arse while he can to raucous laughter and then she buggers off back to the racing area...
It wasn't warm either....
 
de niro said:
I was in a pub called the crown and something just off Piccadilly. there was a crowd of football fans who seem to be having a get together, a forum I think. anyway there was this one girl to mesmerized me. she was just so fit. too young for me, i'd say 21/22 ish. I am going to ask her to marry me if ever I see her again especially if its early june .
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VgcxE9Lpw[/youtube]
 
Quicksilva21 said:
My old cricket team used to have a local we went to after games for a debrief, a few quiets and a game of pool or two. Anyway one Saturday we rock up in good spirits after a win. We look over into the punting section of the pub where all the tv's are with the the horses on and there's this chick wearing only body paint and it's completely white.
Before long no one gives a flying fuck about how good they bowled or anything, we're all just flat out perving at this woman's healthy set. She was in great shape.
After a while she rocks over with her mate and says it's her hens night, she's been out at a race met all day in her 'outfit' and she has a list of activities she needs to tick off for the evening. I'm hoping one of them is for a tall skinny guy with a big nose to bury his face in her funbags but no...
We're all sitting round this table with semis on and she says she has to french kiss a bloke under 25. We all look around and immediately suck our guts in and straighten up. There's only one bloke under 25 in the team - Stefan, face like a dropped pie. He's really got his dander up. The rest of us are spinning shit about how we're 24 and our birthdays are next week etc etc... Well most were, I looked so far over 25 I just stared at her tits.
Anyway Stefan can't believe his fucking luck. He gets in there, starts fiddling with her tonsils, grabs a bit of arse while he can to raucous laughter and then she buggers off back to the racing area...
It wasn't warm either....
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I enjoyed that story.
 
I was in a pub in Westminster with a couple of mates watching a World Cup game in the summer of 2006.
The Home Secretary at the time came in and sat down with a pint and watched the game with us, chatting with us like loner old bloke.
 
kp789 said:
waterloo blue said:
kp789 said:
I dont understand....
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Don't understand what mate?
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What happened to the pub? Why did he leave it and why was it trashed?
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Robbies and him had a massive row and he walked out of the pub never to come back,it wasn't wrecked they had a lock in and drank the place dry,there were bodies still there Monday morning when he rang the brewery to tell them what he had done.
 
A gang of lads on a stag doo were outside my house (opposite a pub) and had been on a Pub crawl in the area.
They started fighting with each other, and eventually started bullying these young lads outside.
I went outside and got involved. One big fight broke out and I ran into my house, picked up a big knife and chased after one lad into the Pub.

Ran straight towards him at the bar, then had this reality check of holding a knife in a packed out pub with everyone looking at me and this lad completely petrified.
Stopped, turned around and calmly walked back into my house, hahaha....
 
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