Strangest thing that has ever happened to you in a pub

[NPBlue]

I went into my local more than a few years ago, and there was a lady canoodling with her bloke in the corner. The thing that caught your eye though, and it was hard to miss, was the lady was wearing a wedding dress.

Apparently, she'd gone through the whole charade of the wedding, including walking down the aisle, but when she was asked the 'do you.....take this man to be your lawful wedded husband' question she looked at him, said 'no' and walked out of the church.

When they were leaving the pub she stopped by the door, turned round and declared 'This is the man I love',and out they went, never to be seen again.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Not me, but my folks were in West London a few years back when an argument broke out between two middle aged middle class blokes, who arranged a duel in the beer garden, with swords!

They took pictures to prove this, but I think it may have been staged myself.

Are your folks from the 1500's?

Haha

If they were it wouldn't be strange now would it??

 

[Gabriel]

years ago was at a funeral wake in our local boozer,went to the toilet for a piss,stood there pissing into the piss stone when this lads girlfriend came from nowhere,grabbed my cock from behind and told me how she'd always wanted me to fuck her! mad as fuck!

Great thread.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

The Robin Hood, Newton Heath.....bout 1986....very drunk bloke staggers in through the front door...gets to the bar, and the landlord Bob Lamb (legend) says to him politely 'Not tonight mate, you've had enough'

He mumbles something and staggers back out.

10 mins later, he comes in through the vault door and asks for a drink again. Bob says the same thing to him....to which he slurs 'Fuck me, how many pubs have you got?'

True story...saw it myself...

Good old Bob, him and Denise ended up in Dukinfield with the Newbrough and you are right, he was a top bloke.

They made the Robin a great pub. My missus even worked for him there for a short time. Marstons shafted him and ruined the pub sadly too. It's offices now...shame.

Went to see him at the Newborough a few times...his heart wasn't really in it there he said. Denise was lovely too...great girl. Bob sadly died a few years ago I heard....

Was you a regular/local then?

Yes was always in there, was at his funeral.
Denise worked at our place in the canteen for a couple of years until she left about 2 years ago.

 

[BlueMo']

Grenade through the window but I finished my pint.

Those were the days.

Is that you Dale?
What you been up to?

 

[unsworthblue]

years ago was at a funeral wake in our local boozer,went to the toilet for a piss,stood there pissing into the piss stone when this lads girlfriend came from nowhere,grabbed my cock from behind and told me how she'd always wanted me to fuck her! mad as fuck!

Was she a looker? - Why doesn't this sort of shit ever happen to me?

she was pretty decent mate back in the day,scrubbed up well,filthy little mare as well.Seen her recently though and she's not aged too well,i wonder whether she still goes round grabbing cocks in toilets? hmmm

 

[bluestevei]

I didn't see this but my mate had some nutters in his family and 1 went to the spread eagle in Doncaster looking for a bloke who drank there, only trouble was he was carrying a shotgun. he asked if any1 had seen this guy, nobody said nowt so he shot the ceiling with 1 shot. again the lads in pub didn't say nowt for fear and he put another shot into ceiling, by this time the old bill was called and they waited for him to come out to jump him.1 of the police said that as soon as second shot went off they knew he would come out and apart from having ago with police, the shotgun wouldn't have any rounds in it. my mate said the other bloke knew he was after him so he left town quite fast

 

[kp789]

Not me, but my folks were in West London a few years back when an argument broke out between two middle aged middle class blokes, who arranged a duel in the beer garden, with swords!

They took pictures to prove this, but I think it may have been staged myself.

Are your folks from the 1500's?

Haha

If they were it wouldn't be strange now would it??

Touche haha, who won the duel?

 

[mayo31]

Sat in a pub in middleton before setting off to Maine Road one Saturday

Two blokes we know of walk in, sit with us and start cadging cigs etc

Few minutes later another bloke walks in and hits one full in the face with a cawl hammer, then whacked him again on the top of his head. He then attacks the other bloke who by now was up using a stool to protect himself.

4 of us scattered to the other side of the room, unfortuately where there is no exit. After finishing his assault hammer man walks to us and simply says, you saw nowt right and walks off.

Barmaid got the mop and bucket and normality resumed.

I was proud I never spilt a drop of my pint though.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Went in the Unicorn on Church Street after the 2-0 home win against Everton last year with two mates. We were sat in the alcove opposite the bar, and a few tables along there was a bloke easily in his late 50s/early 60s, canoodling with a girl who was 16 at the very most, I personally thought she was about 14. Everyone was staring and they just didn't give a fuck.