Strangest Thing You Do?

[che_don_john]

Whenever I finishing eating a chocolate bar or biscuit, I put the wrapper in my pocket - even if there is a bin right next to me. Often I will put on a pair of trousers or shorts and find wrappers in the pockets. No idea why I do this.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Wanking whilst sat on the bog.

I'm banned from IKEA now.

 

[BimboBob]

Wanking whilst sat on the bog.

I'm banned from IKEA now.

The "hide the pencil" game didn't go down well either did it?

I eat receipts. No idea why. They taste fucking horrible.

 

[Sid C]

My mates think I'm nuts for putting the water in before the cordial

I have about three pisses in 30 mins before I go to bed

I always have a fan on me when I'm in bed, regardless how cold it is

I always stock up on loads of bog roll, I get a worried feeling of having a shit and realising there's nothing there so I buy loads

I go week to week eating a particular thing for my lunch every day, whether it's the same salad or sandwich, I eat it all week and then swap to something else on the Monday

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Not the worst things but my Mrs and others think I'm strange

I always have a fan on me when I'm in bed

 

[inchy14]

The sound level on the box has to be an even number..

Haha this happens in our house too!! The wife will even tell me off if i turn up to 17 for example, "its not even" she'll say, confused her once by asking was 25 even as it's a quarter of a century.

 

[BimboBob]

The sound level on the box has to be an even number..

Caught myself doing this the other day. It was on 15 and I had to put it to an even number.

 

[idahoblues]

I eat roll mop herrings and my missus thinks I am Satan for doing so.

Food of the gods my good man

 

[idahoblues]

Clench my arse cheeks when farting to see if I can get a higher pitch. Not for the faint hearted I can tell you.

That can be risky if you get more than a fart

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That can be risky if you get more than a fart

Trust me...I have the bravery awards.

 

[stonerblue]

Waiting for David Attenborough to narrate that one.

very good.

i have to have a little bit of everything i had for tea on my last forkfull