Strangest Thing You Do?

[stonerblue]

I always go for a dump in the disabled toilet

Fuckin hate it when you're having a crap in peace and quiet and then some twat sits in the next trap grunting, farting and splashing.

Even worse when you can see their feet through the gap at the bottom with their grimy undies down by their ankles

Never shit in public. Ever.

 

[Cellarite]

Whenever I finishing eating a chocolate bar or biscuit, I put the wrapper in my pocket - even if there is a bin right next to me. Often I will put on a pair of trousers or shorts and find wrappers in the pockets. No idea why I do this.

Son?

 

[Magicpole]

Food of the gods my good man

Another believer. Thank you brother.

 

[davymcfc]

I pick my fingers

 

[Barcon]

I just used my wife's razor to shave the construction adhesive and paint off the palms of my hand while I was in the shower.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I just used my wife's razor to shave the construction adhesive and paint off the palms of my hand while I was in the shower.

she's probably pleased you have sharpened it for her, shes been shaving her clopper with it for a week

 

[Barcon]

she's probably pleased you have sharpened it for her, shes been shaving her clopper with it for a week

There's been nothing to shave since we signed all the Brazilians years back.
Inspirational signings to say the least.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I eat receipts. No idea why. They taste fucking horrible.

I too gratuitously eat paper. Not really sure why I do it.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

If I take a wrapper off something, I always roll it and tie a knot in it. My Mum did it, too, which I didn't realize until a few years ago after she died and it came up that she used to do it!

If a clock is on 1:11 or 11:11, I watch it until the last digit changes. Have always felt like 111 or 1111 was unlucky.

If I turn around in one direction, I "unwind" in the other direction before moving away.

Might be a tiny bit OCD.

 

[elbearos]

i go to work 45 minutes early,just to see the woman i love.