Strippers ...

It's strange because apparently Tampa is the strip club capital of America!
I didn't know this (honestly) until I started driving for Uber and Lyft in November....
After midnight a lot of my rides were either taking strippers to the club, another club or home - or taking blokes to another club or back home to their wife.....
Let's just say none of them looked like they do in the movies......

One was a 23 year old and almost in tears - she had a 6 month old baby and it was her first day back as she needed the money. She said there were 2 punters in the club and she had earned $15.
She had to pay for an Uber there and back and for a baby sitter. I'd have given her a free ride (no puns please) which was like $4.40 but because it is app based payment I couldn't do that. So sad watching her get out of the car knowing she had worked for 4 hours and was in the minus.

Another time I picked two young girls up, with clothes in a bag and they started changing in the car! We arrived at the strip joint and they said they were going in to ask for a job and they'd pay me cash if I waited and took them back.
I said I'd wait 5 mins and if they didn't come out I'd go.
They must have been in 90 seconds and came out with the answer of no.
I doubt either were much older than 19.
 
Royton squash club 12pm to 2pm stripper and comedian then up the hill to Sheddings :-)
Bloody hell every pub in the 80's had a morning drive, breakfast, beer,strippers and a comedian any Failsworth lads remember Gary Booth he took his own baby oil and whipped cream :-)
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
It's strange because apparently Tampa is the strip club capital of America!
I didn't know this (honestly) until I started driving for Uber and Lyft in November....
After midnight a lot of my rides were either taking strippers to the club, another club or home - or taking blokes to another club or back home to their wife.....
Let's just say none of them looked like they do in the movies......

One was a 23 year old and almost in tears - she had a 6 month old baby and it was her first day back as she needed the money. She said there were 2 punters in the club and she had earned $15.
She had to pay for an Uber there and back and for a baby sitter. I'd have given her a free ride (no puns please) which was like $4.40 but because it is app based payment I couldn't do that. So sad watching her get out of the car knowing she had worked for 4 hours and was in the minus.

Another time I picked two young girls up, with clothes in a bag and they started changing in the car! We arrived at the strip joint and they said they were going in to ask for a job and they'd pay me cash if I waited and took them back.
I said I'd wait 5 mins and if they didn't come out I'd go.
They must have been in 90 seconds and came out with the answer of no.
I doubt either were much older than 19.
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Nevermind all that MES, you could be that guy in Fake Taxi who bonks all his female customers for a free ride.

Oops, you said no puns. Sorry mate; )
 
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