Strippers ...

[mosssideblue]

You joined today to bump a 6 n' half year thread to talk about a male stripper. Hmm, I'm not sure you're a woman, probably an old poster opening a new account with bollox hanging out of your knickers.

LMFAO. Brilliant response

 

[idahoblues]

Finally got to the Great Alaskan Bush Company last summer in Anchorage, not for the faint of heart. One of the girls took a shine to me and kept my hands warm in her butt crack all night. People doing doughnuts outside in cars and motorbikes, not a cop to be seen.. the real wild west

 

[Barcon]

Finally got to the Great Alaskan Bush Company last summer in Anchorage, not for the faint of heart. One of the girls took a shine to me and kept my hands warm in her butt crack all night. People doing doughnuts outside in cars and motorbikes, not a cop to be seen.. the real wild west

Sounds like a truck stop I was in in Binghamton New York. Billy Bobs roadhouse I think it was called.
Total mayhem and all the rippers were massive.
The lot lizards were better looking.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Been to a couple of Meat 'n 2 Veg do's at Metrovics in my younger days...to be fair, the strippers looked better with their clothes on.

 

[idahoblues]

Sounds like a truck stop I was in in Binghamton New York. Billy Bobs roadhouse I think it was called.
Total mayhem and all the rippers were massive.
The lot lizards were better looking.

They lied

 

[MCFC Wirral]

The thing I don't get about the private dances is there doing the exact same thing on the stage for free .. There's no touching .. All there doing is dancing a bit closer to you in a different room. just find it odd why anyone would pay for that.

If you tip them then they got naughtier.

I’d inherited £1000 alongside breaking up with a truly stunning girl. My friend took me out in Sheffield for something different and we ended up in one. The girl who’d sold herself to me eventually broke character and said “Can you afford all this?” I just paid for dance after dance after dance.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

All those old retirees finding out that even Viagra can't get them hard enough to bang their dried up old hags of wives.

It was always fat blokes in their 40's / 50's - never once picked up a retiree.
I picked one bloke up at 2am New Years Day. The car park was packed.

 

[Cellarite]

A thread from the golden days of the Cellar. Pissing myself laughing here.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Depends where one hands over the money, I'm guessing you're a long legs kinda guy, thus getting the skanks who've done more rounds than antonio Barrera....

I was dating one not so long ago (not a skank), a beauty, she even made it over my 9.3/10 scoring system, however, eventually the novelty wore off and you start seeing all the wrong things in your head, it never lasts..... My god though, damnnnnnnn skippy!!!!

Man knows the rules…..

 

[dickie davies]

On a very middle aged boys holiday on the Costa blanca and one of my mates tried talking the other three of us into going in a lapdancing club
One was "well if you want to" but extremely reluctant and the other two of us said we weren't paying 10 euros for a bottle of beer and a chat to a girl the same age as our daughters

However does a front row seat in a bar watching sticky Vicki chuck light bulbs up her gash count?