Strippers ...

[DT King of all Geordies]

My mate and I were in a pub in London. Rule was the private dance lasted the duration of the song. My mates dance was to the sounds of The Smiths and Panic. Needless to say there was a debate when the world's shortest song ended and the girl had more clothes on than he thought his tenner would get.

 

[jimharri]

My mate and I were in a pub in London. Rule was the private dance lasted the duration of the song. My mates dance was to the sounds of The Smiths and Panic. Needless to say there was a debate when the world's shortest song ended and the girl had more clothes on than he thought his tenner would get.

Serves your "mate" right for picking anything by that miserable tuneless ****. You, sorry, your mate should have gone for Oh Superman. Over 8 minutes long.

 

[CTID1988]

They're not for me. Ive been 3 times, once on my 18th birthday, 2nd time to one in Bolton called diamonds or crystals something like that and the 3rd time was in Ibiza. The first one was boring, the 2nd one the woman left a fanny juice snail trail on my jeans and the 3rd time the scottish stripper there made me put her feet in my mouth. Needless to say im not a fan

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Serves your "mate" right for picking anything by that miserable tuneless ****. You, sorry, your mate should have gone for Oh Superman. Over 8 minutes long.

It its your bag something like Freebird would be the way to go.

 

[aka blue jambo]

Edinburgh was full of pubs that had jack the rippers ... used to go at lunchtimes on a Friday
always a good laugh

 

[Stretford Born Blue]

I guess heterosexual men get a buzz out of it.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[jimharri]

It its your bag something like Freebird would be the way to go.

Pfft. If it's value for money you're after (more bang for your buck, so to speak).....

 

[Pleatfooted]

Saw one at the flying Scotsmen in London before watching leigh rmi v Fulham in fa cup in the 90's, a quid in a bucket job and the floor was full of saw dust, right shit hole

 

[Newman Noggs]

Was on a course in a hotel in Bournemouth in 1982 and got invited to a local football club's gentleman's evening. Halfway through a girl-on-girl set one of the piss heads stubbed a cigarette out on the arse of one of the girls. Fast as a cobra-strike she spun round and absolutely smacked him in the face to a round of applause from the crowd.

Second time was in a Manchester pub in the 90s which advertised "exotic dancers", so we popped in at lunchtime. There were 6 of us in there with a reasonably pretty young lady doing her stuff. It was actually quite embarrassing with no crowd to anonymise things and felt pretty sordid.

For me, it misses a vital step, the glorious challenge of getting a girl you fancy out of her clothes.

 

[aguero93:20]

£20 or whatever for some girl to dance naked in front of you .. Does any bloke on here actually get a buzz out of it ?
Boring shit!

Maybe you're using the wrong gender stripper?