Strippers ...

[Pleatfooted]

I guess heterosexual men get a buzz out of it.

Hahaha good one

 

[stonerblue]

I've never actually paid to see a stripper or planned a pub visit in the hope of seeing one. I have however seen a few in my time. I don't think it's actually possible to grow up in the early 80s pub culture and not see one. For the most part they were all old boilers, but a couple of them were very pretty.
Not sure I'd pay for a lapdance either. The no touch rule just seems like the ultimate form of dick teasing.
The OP however is a massive fanny, and if Girls Aloud grabbed hold of him in a pub and told him they all wanted to suck his dick, he'd probably report them to the police for sexual harassment.

Sunday afternnons in my local after playing footy we'd have sausage muffins and strippers. Most were ok but one regular was reaaly fit. She had me lying on the snug floor, covered in cream while she writhed on me with a massive snake around her neck. Happy fucking days indeed.

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Sunday afternnons in my local after playing footy we'd have sausage muffins and strippers. Most were ok but one regular was reaaly fit. She had me lying on the snug floor, covered in cream while she writhed on me with a massive snake around her neck. Happy fucking days indeed.

Did the sausage muffins come with brown sauce?

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Totally agree. I have a mate who loves lap dancing clubs and has insisted on us going a few times. I just find it incredibly frustrating watching them up close and not being able to bang them. Pointless as you say.

You need to up your game, who sad you can't bang them?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Sunday afternnons in my local after playing footy we'd have sausage muffins and strippers. Most were ok but one regular was reaaly fit. She had me lying on the snug floor, covered in cream while she writhed on me with a massive snake around her neck. Happy fucking days indeed.

If you had been given sausage barms it would sound like a good afternoon in the pub

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

strip clubs and hooters are all dives, but some may need them in their lives...... like Phil Mc Nulty off the BBC, he sure is one ugly fecker. I d say his armpit is better looking!

 

[malg]

Killed if for me when some stripper in Las Vegas I had fallen in love with told me she was going to buy a washing machine with what I had spent on her.

Refurbished White Knight washing machine, or brand new Miele?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I ve been to a few both sides of the pond, I simply don t dig them. I was dragged in by 3rd partys but went inside kicking and screaming, they generally stink and I found the women always pestered me. American strippers were better but i never liked being in the place.

..... oh ,sorry I mean- a mate said....

 

[lazerblue]

get yourself down to the end of season gentlemens morning, in the name of research, if you want to know about strippers

 

[Lancet Fluke]

You need to up your game, who sad you can't bang them?

My wife!