Stupid little things that bug you

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Footballers who control the ball with their studs.

 

[East Level 2]

Dry January.
Who gives a fuck.

Pub landlords as dry January fucks them over even more at a traditionally quiet time of year.

 

[asahartford1]

Gormless and moronic old cunts who do the food shop at weekends. Do it during the week whilst employed people who prop up your pension are at work.

I have been afraid to go shopping since reading this post.

 

[Swordfish7]

Happy belated birthday. Annoys me much more than it should. You are fucking late, not the birthday.

Its a belated Happy Birthday.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Watching the BBC news, they were reporting on a teenage lad who was involved in a fatal motorway accident. I can't understand why they needed the correspondent to be stood, in the dark, close to a motorway. There was absolutely nothing to see relating to the accident.
The same when reporters have to stand outside Buckingham Palace, court rooms or hospitals.

Or the silly fuckers who stand on Blackpool promenade when it's pissing down and 80 mph winds and say there's a storm, and then warn people not to go out unless it's essential.
The needle on my ironymeter snaps off at this point.

They're at it again...
Some silly woman on a news report from Scotland has just said this, yet she's out there, with film crew.
I'd LOVE the silly fuckers to get snowed in, and get hypothermia. That'll teach 'em.

 

[asahartford1]

When a poster calls me a c×××, tells me to f××× off, or some other expletive.

And for some reason adds the word "mate" within the post.

 

[Protein Junkie]

When footballers raise their finger to their lip “shhh”
Kin hate it.

 

[Barcon]

Happy belated birthday. Annoys me much more than it should. You are fucking late, not the birthday.

Its a bleated Happy Birthday.

Maybe, if sung by a goat.

 

[Lavinda Past]

When a poster calls me a c×××, tells me to f××× off, or some other expletive.

And for some reason adds the word "mate" within the post.

 

[Franny 1234]

When a player is under performing and signals the crowd to get the atmosphere going. Its his under performing that's creating the quite atmosphere. ( savinho springs to mind )