Stupid little things that bug you

When there's a queue forming at a till and that one person who doesn't go to the back but just stands to one side waiting to join the back of the queue , then someone else Joins it in the correct place and it all gets a bit awkward
Gormless members of the public who haven't clocked that a self service till has become available and you have to tell them.
 
Gormless members of the public who haven't clocked that a self service till has become available and you have to tell them.
Staff at Lidl who try to direct you there as they've just installed some in my local branch with a trolly full of stuff, much too much to sit on the weight plate, it'd be flashing red from about 1/4 of the way through self serving.

Putting less staff on the tills to make people go the the self service area.

Idiots who like trying to use an ATM's are incapable of using a self service till.
 
Seems to be a habit at my gym, people who take their trainers off and do their workout in just their socks or, even worse, bare feet, with their trainers just next to them looking a bit sad.

Firstly, this is a public place. Don't be disgusting. Secondly, why? Do these people take off their shoes at work because it helps them spreadsheet better?
People who use the word spreadsheet as a verb.
 
Seems to be a habit at my gym, people who take their trainers off and do their workout in just their socks or, even worse, bare feet, with their trainers just next to them looking a bit sad.

Firstly, this is a public place. Don't be disgusting. Secondly, why? Do these people take off their shoes at work because it helps them spreadsheet better?
Yes indeed, absolute helmets aren’t they. Working out in their socks ffs.
 
Calling a service line and after giving your name, hearing "thank you so much for giving me that information, Mr xxxxxxx".

You know you're in trouble straight away...
 
Watching the BBC news, they were reporting on a teenage lad who was involved in a fatal motorway accident. I can't understand why they needed the correspondent to be stood, in the dark, close to a motorway. There was absolutely nothing to see relating to the accident.
The same when reporters have to stand outside Buckingham Palace, court rooms or hospitals.
 
Watching the BBC news, they were reporting on a teenage lad who was involved in a fatal motorway accident. I can't understand why they needed the correspondent to be stood, in the dark, close to a motorway. There was absolutely nothing to see relating to the accident.
The same when reporters have to stand outside Buckingham Palace, court rooms or hospitals.
Or the silly fuckers who stand on Blackpool promenade when it's pissing down and 80 mph winds, and they say there's a storm, and then warn people not to go out unless it's essential.
The needle on my ironymeter snaps of at this point.
 

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