Stupid little things that bug you

Worse than that is when they interrupt you every ten seconds to tell you about some special offer they have, just in case you've forgotten it in the 10 seconds since they last told you. Or even more annoying, they have a recorded message to tell you about another way that you can not speak to someone about your problem.
Or when they tell you "Your call is very important to us, please hold". if it's that fucking important, employ enough people so someone can speak to me NOW
 
The “Mute” and “Archive” option on WhatsApp not muting a god damn fucking thing.

Okay add me to a group that I might be interested in the eventual thing we’ve been out in the group for (a night out next month, for example), that’s fine. But I don’t want to be fucking constantly having to read the inane messages in the group all the time.

Why can’t “Mute” actually mute the group?
 
why is it fun to learn every button on every new electronic thing and such a headache to have to tell her how to use it over and over and over and over....
 
When you overtake somebody on the motorway or dual carriageway and they speed up, especially those pricks driving mercs, audis and bmw's. Softarses.
oh i know, they race you up and make a face like wtf? if you could only tell them if they were going that fast in the first place you wouldn't have needed to pass, so you take the high road and pull in behind them cus if you go too fast your car gets impounded, then they effin slow down again. and the ones in the passing lane going slow and have 20 cars behind and won't pull over, pricky and arrogant to put everyone on their schedule.
 
How everything is made for people who are 5’5”.

I’m not even that tall (6’4”) but if I want to fit on a plane I have to pay extra for leg room (not “extra leg room), I can’t fit in the seats on the Met or a bus properly.

I can’t walk into a shop and ask for any pair of shoes I fancy as I get the response “we only go up to 11s”.

If I didn’t duck my head slightly when walking through doorways I’d hit my head, especially now with this new dad of having mag locks.
 
How everything is made for people who are 5’5”.

I’m not even that tall (6’4”) but if I want to fit on a plane I have to pay extra for leg room (not “extra leg room), I can’t fit in the seats on the Met or a bus properly.

I can’t walk into a shop and ask for any pair of shoes I fancy as I get the response “we only go up to 11s”.

If I didn’t duck my head slightly when walking through doorways I’d hit my head.
Move to Canada. Standard doors are 80" tall.
 
Fucking cricketers who, once a ball has whizzed past them,then proceed to play an air shot that they`d wished they`d played. WTF is that all about ??
Do you see Darts Players doing it ? Footballers,Tennis players,Rugby lads,Swimmers,etc.
The only other knobs I`ve seen doing it are fucking golfers ... in my local.FUCK right off with it will yer.
Never see me playing an air guitar !!
 
Move to Canada. Standard doors are 80" tall.
They are here, 6’6”/2m, but especially in Winter when I wear boots and with the bounce of your step when you walk, I easily hit a 6’6” door frame if I’m not concentrating
 
People who use the word “myself” incorrectly in a sentence thinking they sound more intelligent than using “me” or “I”.

“Myself and Dave will be taking the lead on that”.

Doesn’t make any sense.

To use the word “myself” means you’re doing something on your own - “I did that myself”.

it should be “Dave and I will be taking the lead on that” but to be honest “me and Dave” would be just as good instead of “myself and...”
you should know by now on this forum that the time for good grammar is long went.
 
The security light at a neighbours that comes on every time someone walks past. Right in my line of sight. Pisses me off but I’m determined not to mention it to them because that would make me a petty git.
 

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