Stupid little things that bug you

[Deleted member 77198]

People who use the word “myself” incorrectly in a sentence thinking they sound more intelligent than using “me” or “I”.

“Myself and Dave will be taking the lead on that”.

Doesn’t make any sense.

To use the word “myself” means you’re doing something on your own - “I did that myself”.

it should be “Dave and I will be taking the lead on that” but to be honest “me and Dave” would be just as good instead of “myself and...”

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who spit toothpaste in the sink without washing it down so it dries up.

And people who don’t push the toothpaste down the tube from the top

 

[Cellarite]

People saying to staff behind a counter “Can I get......?”

No, you fucktard. It isn’t self serve. You can have.......but you’re not allowed to get it yourself.

 

[flook]

Double standards - Mrs asks me to put my shoes away but allows hers and the kids' out all the time (Just one of many examples)

this, every day of the week, and the inability to accept it's a fucking double standard......I was quite chilled till I read this

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When the sun shines off a window across the road into my eyes when I’m watching tele

 

[East Level 2]

Why are you coming at me?

Perhaps he's jogging at you.

 

[BimboBob]

Cunts who walk around clutching a cup of coffee.

And women with massive handbags over their arm. Holding a phone.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

People who slam doors.

 

[bluemooners09]

Pussys who act like a prick in front of their mates.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Making a phone call, being put on hold and having to listen to some shit music, winds me right up.

Worse than that is when they interrupt you every ten seconds to tell you about some special offer they have, just in case you've forgotten it in the 10 seconds since they last told you. Or even more annoying, they have a recorded message to tell you about another way that you can not speak to someone about your problem.

 

[Indaparkside]

People who scratch their arse and smell their fingers.

 

[BimboBob]

Perhaps he's jogging at you.

Joggers?

Cunts.

 

[flook]

People like the guy who updated Tim's computer on the office who always have to go further than you have on everything ...

I scored 95 out of hundred ..... oh I got 98
I have been to 25 countries in my lifetime ....oh I have been to 40 etc etc

Lying bastards

I've been to 41 and got 99 out of 100

 

[remember arthur mann]

Wasps buzzing around my beer when sat in a beer garden

 

[Barcon]

They're great for tapping your mates on the nose with.

 

[remember arthur mann]

People who scratch their arse and smell their fingers.

 

[1.618034]

When something just doesn't smell right...

 

[Barcon]

When something just doesn't smell right...

Like a dipper?

 

[mikemcfc]

Just got some diesel and I can never get it to stop at £10 it always goes 1p over. What stupid thing bugs you?

that wouldn't. its all preset and prepay here, ;)

 

[citizen_maine]

Double standards - Mrs asks me to put my shoes away but allows hers and the kids' out all the time (Just one of many examples)

this, every day of the week, and the inability to accept it's a fucking double standard......I was quite chilled till I read this

I'm more concerned that he lives in a household where shoes are allowed out on their own