Stupid little things that bug you

When picking up a parcel or a similar situation, the person behind the desk always asks "What was you name?". Never "What IS your name?
Having a sarcastic leaning, I usually reply my name was ++++++ and still is!
 
When picking up a parcel or a similar situation, the person behind the desk always asks "What was you name?". Never "What IS your name?
Having a sarcastic leaning, I usually reply my name was ++++++ and still is!
"My name was Harold Shipman but I changed it to Fred West".

Or

"My name was Arthur Fuck but I changed it to Peter Fuck".
 
Condiment bottles that are impossible to deposit only a small amount of the sauce.
Regardless of how slowly you squeeze the bottle wanting only sporadic dots on your bacon butty it’s like a diarrhoea explosion and your bacon rasher is smothered
 

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