Stupid little things that bug you

That house buying programme where some pretty young estate agent shows a guillable couple around a French farmhouse.....why oh why do the buyers have to go everywhere, garage, bathroom, field, lake, wash room, kitchen etc etc holding fucking hands......nobody looks round a house holding hands with their partner, they just dont....it looks pathetic.
I’ve seen loads of videos like this. Stick with it. It’ll get good when they start talking about bids in the bedroom.
 
I hope they don't unban you too soon as I've already lined the t shirts up.

Free Lavinda Past.

Ok I've just crossed out Nelson Mandela and written your name in biro but it's the thought that counts.
A tenner for XL if you're interested.
2XL if you please, I like a loose fit.
 
That one person in the gym changing room that thinks everyone else in there wants to listen to their mobile phone blaring out low quality music whilst getting changed, like they are the resident DJ. You're in your 50's and white, let Dr Dre go.

Whilst we're at in with the gym......

People walking around with a notebook and pen, keeping track of what they've done.

Anyone who carries a tupperware around the gym and eats as they're going round.
 
That one person in the gym changing room that thinks everyone else in there wants to listen to their mobile phone blaring out low quality music whilst getting changed, like they are the resident DJ. You're in your 50's and white, let Dr Dre go.

Whilst we're at in with the gym......

People walking around with a notebook and pen, keeping track of what they've done.

Anyone who carries a tupperware around the gym and eats as they're going round.
People who go to the gym.
 

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