Stupid little things that bug you

The sainted David Attenborough, on TV a few years ago, mentioned that monkeys always bananas from the "wrong "end (i.e. not the joined up end). He added that by doing this, you avoid the stringy bits.
I don't like bananas so never trued his advice.

I wouldn't usually question Saint Dave but....I vaguely recall trying this year's ago and it didn't work. Maybe I was peeling it clockwise instead of anti ?
 
Football managers who stand stony-faced and motionless when their team scores an important/good goal and everyone else around them is going bonkers.

Example - Watching the Scotland game and when they go 1-0 up, the Scottish players/fans are going crazy, and rightly so. Steve Clarke stands there as if nothing has happened, not even a hint of emotion.

Is it a "I'm too cool to get a little excited" thing, part of the act of being manager that you should keep a calm head, or are people like this just miserable bastards? I've seen plenty do it.
 
Football managers who stand stony-faced and motionless when their team scores an important/good goal and everyone else around them is going bonkers.

Example - Watching the Scotland game and when they go 1-0 up, the Scottish players/fans are going crazy, and rightly so. Steve Clarke stands there as if nothing has happened, not even a hint of emotion.

Is it a "I'm too cool to get a little excited" thing, part of the act of being manager that you should keep a calm head, or are people like this just miserable bastards? I've seen plenty do it.
Stuart Pearce would have got excited had we scored a goal, but no luck there.
I love Pep on the touchline, so bonkers.
 
I missed a car by an inch this morning , he couldnt be arsed to give way to the right and pulled out in front of me , fucking basic rule is give way to the right , saves us all banging in to each other ffs
 
I missed a car by an inch this morning , he couldnt be arsed to give way to the right and pulled out in front of me , fucking basic rule is give way to the right , saves us all banging in to each other ffs
Drive more slowly....
 
I missed a car by an inch this morning , he couldnt be arsed to give way to the right and pulled out in front of me , fucking basic rule is give way to the right , saves us all banging in to each other ffs
You do mean when you were driving, don't you? Not as a pedestrian, I'm guessing ;)
You never know...I see crazy people walking in the middle of the road around here many times.
 

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