Stupid little things that bug you

[bennyboy]

These new attached lids on 500ml bottles

Had a moan about them months ago.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

These new attached lids on 500ml bottles

They are on all bottles now. If an alarming proportion of the public weren't morons it would be enough to just print the message on the top.

I rip the plastic connection off when I open them anyway.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Dropping a big bread knife on my foot , two inch cut , bled like a bastard, several dressing on top of each other as i had to go out , it was a bloody mess

You aren't meant to play mumblety-peg on your own Kaz.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mum... is generally played,his own foot as possible.

My moan is god creating feet to be in such a position that if you drop something it will always land on your feet

Someone needs to make you some boot slippers with toe caps.

Would you fit in these?

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[bluebc]

Checking out a young lady whilst your out with your missus and they then let on to each other

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Currently the Hawk Tuah girl, however she did spawn this super meme

 

[Grassland Blue]

Buying alcohol free gin at the supermarket and yet they still insist on Gladys coming over and doing the RU18 check at the "smart" checkout. Bizarre.

Astonishing......

 

[maxwellblue]

Anyone walking down the street talking on a mobile with the phone horizontal in front of their chin.

 

[laserblue]

Celebrities who give their kids stupid names. Jamie Oliver is one of the worst offenders. His kids are called:

Poppy Honey Rosie
Daisy Boo Pamela
Petal Blossom Rainbow
Buddy Bear Maurice
River Rocket Blue Dallas

 

[WickyWain]

Celebrities who give their kids stupid names. Jamie Oliver is one of the worst offenders. His kids are called:

Poppy Honey Rosie
Daisy Boo Pamela
Petal Blossom Rainbow
Buddy Bear Maurice
River Rocket Blue Dallas

I thought you were taking the piss at first but fucking hell, he genuinely gave them those names. What a twat.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Frank Zappa had some odd names for his children.

Moon Unit and Diva Muffin.