Stupid little things that bug you

[Chippy_boy]

Soft shites and the easily offended.

I started reading that and thought you meant the smeary types that won't fall out of your arse properly and you need half a bog roll to get your arse even vaguely clean.

 

[Bill the Blue]

And all of them in my f'kin way..!



Only Joking...!




I mean most of them..!



The others are still trying to work out how f"kin roundabouts work..!



Sometimes it's like the scene from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly when Clint, Eli Wallach and Lee Van Cleef are all waiting to make the first move..!

GIVE WAY FROM THE RIGHT YOU USELESS ****' S..!


FFS..!

 

[Mike Cledford]

Dirty, pig ignorant people who put their feet up on bus/train seats.

Or those on a morning commuter train where people are standing, and Mr Selfish has their coat on the seat opposite and briefcase next to them.

Great fun to ask them to move their stuff so you can sit down and watch the look on their face. Better still if you can do it to the same twat several times a week.

 

[nellyonthewing]

Twats on the train in the quiet zone who are on their effing phones non stop

 

[dronefromsector7G]

TikTok. My daughter is always on this app and it’s annoying as fuck.

 

[solley attwell]

Cunts who walk into a restaurant 2 minutes before closing time. Fuck off your not wanted and we wanna go home

 

[deegee33]

Or those on a morning commuter train where people are standing, and Mr Selfish has their coat on the seat opposite and briefcase next to them.

Great fun to ask them to move their stuff so you can sit down and watch the look on their face. Better still if you can do it to the same twat several times a week.

Only wish that I could triple like this. Boy do I hate those fookin cun#$. I only wish that I hadn't bathed in a week and could fart at will when I sit beside them.

 

[East Level 2]

Cunts who walk into a restaurant 2 minutes before closing time. Fuck off your not wanted and we wanna go home

Restaurants that advertise a closing time rather than a last orders time.

 

[deegee33]

Cunts who walk into a restaurant 2 minutes before closing time. Fuck off your not wanted and we wanna go home

There ARE many things that the kitchen can do to exact revenge.

 

[Bill Walker]

No I think you are thinking of that quantum mechanics stuff, it went something like 'if you stick Barcons cat in a box and seal it, then stick the box in the microwave on full power for 5 minutes, if you don't open the box, how do you know its dead ? The answer of course is who fucking cares.
I think Schrodinger first thought of it but Barcon improved on it.







awaits backlash from fasands an fasands of posters.

Maybe I'm thinking of Pavlov's dog.