Stupid little things that bug you

I hate people who call me up about my recent car accident. The last one I went along with it.

Her. Calling about your recent accident.

Me: that was quick love, it just happened yesterday. How did you find out?

Her: we get sent reports.

Me: oh that’s great. Will it matter that I was on my phone when I careered into that bus stop? I mean, how much could I be looking at? The cars a right off. I never hit anybody but one got taken to hospital with a feared heart attack. She was ancient right enough, could have happened at any time

Her: hangs up.
 
People complaining in the match day thread about poor finishing in a game we are winning 8-0. The season after we scored a record number of goals. Again.
 

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