Stupid little things that bug you

[blue b4 the moon]

Getting a full English and the beans have been poured over other food items instead of being in their own separate pool

Opposite way round for me, fucking hate having to piss about with a little ramekin.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Funny, but I was in the army with a Scotsman who talked about having his "jags".
Maybe it's a Scots dialect word.

I worked with a girl from Dundee and she used to say “why?” when she meant “how?”, and “how?” when she meant “why?”.

 

[MellowJoe]

A supermarket situation.. it happens when the person in front unloads their shopping onto the conveyer belt. Once finished, they then drop their empty basket into the stack of other empty baskets that accumulate underneath. Sometimes though, the antecedent twat will drop the basket and one(or both) of the handles flip over. This means I've got to actually bend down, reach, and manually move their basket's handle(s) back into the recieving position before I can play my own little game of dropping a basket in a column of baskets. The moral is if you don't get a clean 'basket' then at least set up another guy for a shot

 

[dozzie26]

I was in the QARANC, all the Scottish nurses used the same term. Didnt bother me then, but it bloody annoys me now!!

Both parents were in the forces. My mother comes out with this same term, load of bollocks but this creased me up at the thought

 

[Bill Walker]

Blokes who don't wash their hands after peeing

 

[Well Wisher]

Blokes who don't wash their hands after peeing

...on them. Keeps our immune system strong, and everyone else's. Share the health.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

...on them. Keeps our immune system strong, and everyone else's. Share the health.

Surprised they haven't packaged it in aerosol variant in that case. Could call it anti-pisspirant.

 

[give it to gordon]

Traffic lights that turn red when nothing is coming the other way

 

[doots]

Traffic lights that turn red when nothing is coming the other way

Always wondered why they do this,it's probably for cyclists as I don't think they activate the sensor thingy on the road.

 

[give it to gordon]

Being told to strim weeds in concrete instead of using weed killer !