Stupid little things that bug you

[denislawsbackheel]

People who pile their plate up at a buffet breakfast or dinner, and the leave half of it.

Don't take so much, then, you greedy thick wasteful twats

Watched a bloke at the hotel breakfast buffet this morning go back and forth getting and drinking 8 glasses of Prosecco.

He must have then thought about nourishment because when he got a ninth he also got a glass of orange juice...

 

[Big Swifty]

As Oscar said, nothing succeeds like excess

 

[normskih]

Young girls who bend one knee inwards when having their photos taken.
Older women pouting while taking a selfie.

 

[Magicpole]

Young girls who bend one knee inwards when having their photos taken.
Older women pouting while taking a selfie.

Although to be fair I do both too. Bt then again I have the legs and the lips

 

[peoffrey]

People who pile their plate up at a buffet breakfast or dinner, and the leave half of it.

Don't take so much, then, you greedy thick wasteful twats

I’m very much a take all you want but eat all you take man. I legitimately can’t remember when I last didn’t clear my plate. That’s my upbringing.

Alan Partridge and his large plate in the travel tavern series always cracks me up. Such clever comedy.

 

[normskih]

People talking while they are eating and chomping. Does my nut in

Chomping through fruit e.g. apples, plums, pears and slurping really loudly too while eating it, really grates me.

 

[Big Swifty]

People who pronounce drawing as "draw-ring".

It's illogical (where's the R in the middle?), ugly-sounding and basically infantile.

 

[Turks Head Again]

Having to be up at 3:30am tmrw to get my flight to Poland. It’s not gonna end well seeing as I’m pissed from today and I’m up in 5 hours.

Lightweight.
Get on the Taddys.

 

[Blue Mist]

People who are so worried about what other people on twitter might think about a tweet that has absolutely nothing to do with them.

 

[Ban-jani]

My takeaway is 7 minutes late.