Stupid little things that bug you

People who pile their plate up at a buffet breakfast or dinner, and the leave half of it.

Don't take so much, then, you greedy thick wasteful twats


Watched a bloke at the hotel breakfast buffet this morning go back and forth getting and drinking 8 glasses of Prosecco.

He must have then thought about nourishment because when he got a ninth he also got a glass of orange juice...
 
Young girls who bend one knee inwards when having their photos taken.
Older women pouting while taking a selfie.
 
People who pile their plate up at a buffet breakfast or dinner, and the leave half of it.

Don't take so much, then, you greedy thick wasteful twats

I’m very much a take all you want but eat all you take man. I legitimately can’t remember when I last didn’t clear my plate. That’s my upbringing.

Alan Partridge and his large plate in the travel tavern series always cracks me up. Such clever comedy.
 
People who pronounce drawing as "draw-ring".

It's illogical (where's the R in the middle?), ugly-sounding and basically infantile.
 
People who are so worried about what other people on twitter might think about a tweet that has absolutely nothing to do with them.
 
Plastic straws.

People who complain about grammar.

Sadio Mané.
Damm it, I've been through your post with a fine tooth comb and can't find a grammatical error anywhere. You have even put an acute accent over Mane. Turd.
 

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