Stupid little things that bug you

Newman Noggs said:
My partner has a family photo in an old frame which used to belong to her mum and which stands on the chest of drawers in which I keep my undies and socks. Every day I go into the drawer to get a clean set and the photo falls over with a bang. It's like Arkwright's till in Open All Hours. Drives me mad but she won't change the frame because it's an heirloom and claims there's nowhere else it can go.
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Repair shop? :)

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Big Swifty said:
People who pronounce "drawing" as "draw-ring".

It's illogical, ugly sounding and basically infantile.
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I used to see a girl from Wigan who moaned at me for that.

She pronounced it “drowin” and didn’t understand why Mancunians added some “rr”s to the middle for “drarrin”.

She wasn’t arsed that she didn’t pronounce the “g” at the end but was arsed about me saying “drarrin”!
 
Newman Noggs said:
My partner has a family photo in an old frame which used to belong to her mum and which stands on the chest of drawers in which I keep my undies and socks. Every day I go into the drawer to get a clean set and the photo falls over with a bang. It's like Arkwright's till in Open All Hours. Drives me mad but she won't change the frame because it's an heirloom and claims there's nowhere else it can go.
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A thin bead of clear silicone will sort that out.
 
Big Swifty said:
I recently found myself fancying Angela Rayner. It bugged me.

Luckily, the feeling soon passed.
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Could be a thread of its own this…

I fancied Katherine Downes off BBC News for a while. I saw her walking her dog in Chorlton Water Park once, and I was sat down on the benches and she sat down next to me for a minute to pull her boots up or some-thing-or-other and said hello and then walked away. And from that for about six months, every time I saw her on the News I thought “I want to shag her!”

I don’t find her attractive anymore.
 
Newman Noggs said:
My partner has a family photo in an old frame which used to belong to her mum and which stands on the chest of drawers in which I keep my undies and socks. Every day I go into the drawer to get a clean set and the photo falls over with a bang. It's like Arkwright's till in Open All Hours. Drives me mad but she won't change the frame because it's an heirloom and claims there's nowhere else it can go.
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1643745188277.pngBluetack is your friend, I have a similar thing and a picture I put up on the wall which will just not stay straight, a piece of Bluetack and there you go, annoying things now happy things!
 
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