Stupid little things that bug you

[kaz7]

Fruit flies , my house is full of the little cunts , i wouldnt mind but the only fruit i have is strawbs and melon in the fridge

 

[kaz7]

Who the fuck would buy me ?

i would x

 

[DrBlueBob]

You checked your phone at 3.30am ! You didn't look to see if there was an important message from family or work, instead you went into BM, found your post and replied......at 3.30am.

TWTF.

It's an acronym, the world's truly fucked.

Edit: and you had another piss 2 hours later !!!

TWTF is not a word, therefore it is not an acronym.

 

[laserblue]

The smug, pompous and self righteous twat that is Chris Packham.

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

You checked your phone at 3.30am ! You didn't look to see if there was an important message from family or work, instead you went into BM, found your post and replied......at 3.30am.

TWTF.

It's an acronym, the world's truly fucked.

Edit: and you had another piss 2 hours later !!!

Haha rightfully called out! While I did indeed have another piss at 5.20 (it's an FOC thing) that is actually when I get up to go to work so checking bm is possibly slightly more justified. Certainly more justified than saying BBC is an acronym anyway ;)

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The smug, pompous and self righteous twat that is Chris Packham.

His laboratory "mother" cried like mad, when they took him, ratboy and Simon Jordan away from her

 

[DrBlueBob]

His laboratory "mother" cried like mad, when they took him, ratboy and Simon Jordan away from her

I think that he has some form of autism which may explain some of his behavioural quirks.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I think that he has some form of autism which may explain some of his behavioural quirks.

Yes. He has Asperger's syndrome and has talked about it in a documentary he presented on the subject.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

People who don’t poof read before posing.

 

[DrBlueBob]

People who don’t poof read before posing.

42 minutes and I'm the first one to notice? This place is slipping.

 

[NZBlue]

Here's another. I was looking ifor something in the bottom kitchen cupboard when my Mrs decided to look for something in the cupboard above. She them walked off, a minute later I stood up and smashed my head off the cupboard door she left open. Fuming.

Which of you was looking for a bandage?

 

[give it to gordon]

The small writing on the inside of my glasses

 

[Bill Walker]

"You agree to accept cookies"

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Smugly booked Chester to Tamworth at £24 return and now the Merseyrail is down.

The black tracksuit wearing scrote near me on Birkenhead Central has let out maybe a dozen snotty sniffs already. Blow your nose, shithouse.

A great way to start Tamworth v Hereford.

 

[bluebc]

Scruffy gits who bite their nails in the back of my car (taxi) and leave them on the floor

 

[bluebc]

People online who claim to have spat their coffee out whilst reading something funny online , no you haven’t , it just amused you.

 

[Blue Mist]

People online who claim to have spat their coffee out whilst reading something funny online , no you haven’t , it just amused you.

People who say they have rolled on the floor laughing at a joke.

No you were merely slightly amused.




:-)

 

[WickyWain]

People who say they have rolled on the floor laughing at a joke.

No you were merely slightly amused.




:-)

I just pissed myself laughing at these.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

People who write dates the American way. It is not difficult to remember - it is dd/mm/yyyy

NOT

mm/dd/yyyy

Or

2 September 2023

NOT


September 2, 2023.

 

[DrBlueBob]

People who write dates the American way. It is not difficult to remember - it is dd/mm/yyyy

NOT

mm/dd/yyyy

Or

2 September 2023

NOT


September 2, 2023.

So did 11/9 happen or was it a conspiracy hoax theory?