Stupid little things that bug you

[idahoblues]

So what is the difference between 'duck' tape and 'duct' tape then ??

Duck tape comes in lots of different colours, the camo one is pretty cool. Duct tape is normally just gray or black….. then of course you have your Gorilla tape

 

[Barcon]

Usually the same cunts that say "can i get"when asking for said coffee.

There's a coffee shop right inside the grocery shop near us.

 

[Stephen230]

Showing replays of corners, fouls, saves etc. when there's action on the pitch. In "the old days", they would wait for the ball to go out of play, now it's instant. Typically, when showing 3 or 4 replay of a corner, the cameras suddenly swing back when a shot on goal almost catches them out.
And you can add close ups of a players snotting, the crowd, the bench, celebs, ...

Wasn’t always a case of the good old days.

Glenn Hoddle’s penalty that was the only goal of the 1982 FA Cup Final Replay wasn’t shown live on the BBC, as they were still showing replays of the foul.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

When the timer on the washing says 5 mins left but it’s really about 20 until it finishes.

 

[Blue Mist]

Duck tape comes in lots of different colours, the camo one is pretty cool. Duct tape is normally just gray or black….. then of course you have your Gorilla tape

If the camo duck tape was any good you wouldn't be able to find it.

Just sayin'

 

[idahoblues]

If the camo duck tape was any good you wouldn't be able to find it.

Just sayin'

I lost it a long time ago. The misses bought me a camo water jug a few years ago…… needless to say she now buys me Hunter Orange instead

 

[idahoblues]

Americans can't do short vowels. Hence Kim Jong-Oon, Lazaaagne, Maaazda, Djoe-kovic, Oe-micr-own, Moe-gadishu, Groe-zny and many others.

No, they just speak better English than you Hillbillies

 

[Barcon]

I lost it a long time ago. The misses bought me a camo water jug a few years ago…… needless to say she now buys me Hunter Orange instead

Greg Hunter?

 

[idahoblues]

Greg Hunter?

Who’s hunting Greg?
lovely chap who never hurt a fly

 

[Barcon]

Who’s hunting Greg?
lovely chap who never hurt a fly

Kid from high school. He’s the kid that was slapped across the face with a gobbed on hand.