Stupid little things that bug you

[chesterbells]

People who say “on point”

One of the bullshit bingo checklist that, along with ‘touch base’, ‘synergy’ and the rest, isn’t it?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who use “super” as an adverb

 

[MCFC_ Phil]

Flying Qatar last April, was in the queue for the toilet, struck up conversation with this lovely lady waiting behind me . Seemed to go on for about 5 minutes , then the door opened and I walked in
The person had left the bowl covered in shit
I now had this dilemma. Do I try and remove the shit by trying to piss on it, or clean it with bog paper
What would this lovely lady think of me if I left it?
Would she think I’d destroyed the bowl?
Ended up cleaning it by hand (toilet squares )
****

This^^ same happened to me. Left it as it was just kept my head down

 

[Tuearts right boot]

People who use “super” as an adverb

Winds me up...the one redeeming feature of the way the word is used at present is that it's fashionable and as us old fart know all about fashion, it goes out of fashion.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

People who use “super” as an adverb

...add to this, the use of the word very
As in "the very first"
No. It's just the first. Nothing else. Verbal diahorea

Speaking of verbal diahorea, Jack Dearden.

 

[Big Swifty]

Another irritant is the prefix "uber", as in "ubercool", "uberfashionable", "ubertrendy" etc. With or without an umlaut.

Oh, and it's "diarrhoea".

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When people pronounce “absolute”/“absolutely” as “apsolute”/“apsolutely”

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When my Sister says “chust” when she means “just”

When my Father says “undersend” when he means “understand”

When my Mother says “won” instead of “beat”

Bunch o’ ffick bastards! Haha

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Another irritant is the prefix "uber", as in "ubercool", "uberfashionable", "ubertrendy" etc. With or without an umlaut.

Oh, and it's "diarrhoea".

That’s the very first time I’ve thought about this but you’re apsolutely on point, it’s super annoying when the ubertrendy use these words and phrases.

 

[Big Swifty]

Apsolutely.............