Stupid little things that bug you

[law74]

Imbeciles who post Team best other team 1-0.
NO THE FECKIN DIDNT.
They BEAT the opposition 1-0.

 

[East Level 2]

Imbeciles who post Team best other team 1-0.
NO THE FECKIN DIDNT.
They BEAT the opposition 1-0.

They could be imbeciles, but the a is next to the s and it might just be a case of fat finger syndrome.

 

[bluebc]

No matter what time of the morning I get up the missus is usually down behind me within 5 mins , Yap Yap , lights on , telly on
I have just said to her as she reached for the remote ‘ do you why the telly isn’t on at the minute “ ?

 

[Protein Junkie]

No matter what time of the morning I get up the missus is usually down behind me within 5 mins , Yap Yap , lights on , telly on
I have just said to her as she reached for the remote ‘ do you why the telly isn’t in at the minute “ ?

Just take the batteries out of the remote.

 

[bluebc]

Just take the batteries out of the remote.

It won’t stop the waffle about work and Blackpool illumination tribute act at 5 a.m

 

[bluebc]

Vapor’s who think because it isn’t a cigarette it’s absolutely fine to smoke anywhere

 

[Big Swifty]

Or you've had a rushed shit and not checked the toilet paper situation.....in these cases there's never any in the cubicle.

I always carry a couiple of spare Kleenex with me whenever I go out, just in case.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Or you've had a rushed shit and not checked the toilet paper situation.....in these cases there's never any in the cubicle.

I worked with a guy who was in that predicament and the only thing he'd got was next year's timetable which the deputy head had just given him. I can't recall whether he went back and told him that he thought his timetable was shit and could he have another one.

 

[heslops barnet]

And sun glasses.

And AirPods……

 

[Protein Junkie]

I always carry a couiple of spare Kleenex with me whenever I go out, just in case.

You’ve either got an impossibly small Ringpiece or the Kleenex is not for a shite :-)

 

[Big Swifty]

You’ve either got an impossibly small Ringpiece or the Kleenex is not for a shite :-)

Two Kleenex are quite sufficient to wipe one's arse after a normal crap, thank you.....

 

[Grassland Blue]

Two Kleenex are quite sufficient to wipe one's arse after a normal crap, thank you.....

What constitutes a 'normal' crap?

 

[Blue Mist]

What constitutes a 'normal' crap?

One that only requires 2 Kleenex obviously

 

[Grassland Blue]

I was thinking along the lines of a Sunday morning after a Saturday night Madras tbh......

 

[CTID1988]

The way my missus chops onions etc, always causes a row because I try to step in before she kills herself.

 

[mancboy]

The way my missus chops onions etc, always causes a row because I try to step in before she kills herself.

leave her be, its the only way she'll learn

 

[normskih]

I always carry a couiple of spare Kleenex with me whenever I go out, just in case.

Women, even young women always do.

 

[Protein Junkie]

leave her be, its the only way she'll learn

She counted all her fingers and came up with three.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I'm getting increasingly agitated by companies constantly sending post-purchase emails "How did we do?", "Rates our service", "How many stars?". The buggers are persistent.
I can understand asking for a product rating, but a "How was your delivery?" from a company who have simply left a parcel on your doorstep?

Also having to select/deselect cookies before you can enter a website.

 

[talkativesprout]

I'm getting increasingly agitated by companies constantly sending post-purchase emails "How did we do?", "Rates our service", "How many stars?". The buggers are persistent.
I can understand asking for a product rating, but a "How was your delivery?" from a company who have simply left a parcel on your doorstep?

Also having to select/deselect cookies before you can enter a website.

The fact that they have "Simply left it on your doorstep" needs fucking addressing 1*