Bluemanc100
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Vapists..... why the fuck do I want to smell Strawberries when walking behind you or sat in 315 when you are too fucking weak to abstain for a couple of hours
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Stupid little things that bug you
- Thread starter Mikem93
- Start date
This does my my bloody head in. My car before this, I only had it a month and was parked in a car park in Handforth Dean. I went back to my car and was a bloody great dent in the door, obviously where the person next to me had let their car door bang against mine. I was absolutely furious.I was sat in my car at McDonald’s on Ordsall lane the other week. A car pulled up next to me and the passenger in it flung his door open right onto mine. I got out and asked him what the fuck he was doing. After a profuse apology him and his mate walked inside for food. lo and behold a few minutes later they came out and when the fucker got back into his car he only went and did it again! I nearly fucking choked on my apple pie! I jumped out and said are you taking the fucking piss or what. I couldn’t fucking believe it! Good job it was only my work car. They were a pair of our foreign friends who hardly spoke English.
Kinkladze 1
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People blaring music from their cars. Any music that can be heard from outside a car that has all its windows closed generally means that the occupant of the vehicle is an absolute fucking helmet.
Bigg Bigg Blue
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People who never buy a round of drinks when it's their turn.
Barcon
Well-Known Member
People who think it’s a ‘damp squid’ rather than ‘damp squib’.
It's like saying a cold ice cube. All squids are damp.
BimboBob
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Not when cooked.It's like saying a cold ice cube. All squids are damp.
Uncle Wally One Ball
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The protracted 15 phase process that women put the rest of a queue through at a checkout:
Pack things meticulously away into bags
Move said bags into trolley
Ask price
Back to trolley to retrieve handbag
Open handbag and search/rummage
Retrieve purse
Move handbag
Ask price again
Open purse and further search
Pay
Replace card/change and receipt into purse
Move handbag back
Tuck purse back inside
Put handbag back into trolley
Gradually move off
Pack things meticulously away into bags
Move said bags into trolley
Ask price
Back to trolley to retrieve handbag
Open handbag and search/rummage
Retrieve purse
Move handbag
Ask price again
Open purse and further search
Pay
Replace card/change and receipt into purse
Move handbag back
Tuck purse back inside
Put handbag back into trolley
Gradually move off
Barcon
Well-Known Member
Not when cooked.
They are when you pour gravy on them.
BimboBob
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Mmmmm gravyThey are when you pour gravy on them.
East Level 2
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We're on the fourth or fifth and they have got progressively worse.Over done regional accents boil my piss.
That new BT one about that boxer, Warrington, is cringeworthy.
Also any pre match video City put up these days.