kaz7
Well-Known Member
That happens to me a lot , done little wees in the bed but mostly wake up just in time , did i just say that out loud lolWhen dreaming you are having a piss, you wake up in a panic
That happens to me a lot , done little wees in the bed but mostly wake up just in time , did i just say that out loud lolWhen dreaming you are having a piss, you wake up in a panic
Hahaha. I remember that idiot John Major’s “cones hotline” proposal but can’t actually recall if it ever happened.Roadworks in this country when there is no sign of ‘work’ but numerous cones causing traffic chaos for us mere mortals.
That’s the way to do it !Unfortunately its true, they can park anywhere, still annoying as fuck though.
I use to have a neighbour do that in front of our house, my drive could take five cars and I did shift work at the time and my wife was at home looking after the kids. As soon as I came home from work I`d park the car in front of my house and told the wife any time she could to park her car there. After a month I managed to completely stop him from doing it. then we lived happily ever after.
and I could park both our cars on our drive 8-)
Say you didn't receive the items.Amazon ‘delivery’ drivers. Yesterday one of the cunts left my daughter’s dress on the step and didn’t knock. Expecting a parcel today, nip to the toilet, heard no knock but came down to check outside and shoes have been left just by the front garden wall which is low so any **** walking past could’ve had them . Obviously just put it there from the pavement. Fucking lazy cunts
That would be painfulCorned beef tins. Fuck me.
Put your Telly on Uncle Bill - ITV Tipping Point and you’ll soon fall off again.Waking up at stupid o clock and not being able to go back to sleep. I mean 4 or 5 am.
Next time you're expecting a parcel and you "nip to the toilet" keep the volume turned down, that midget porn gets loud with those short arsed fuckers..Amazon ‘delivery’ drivers. Yesterday one of the cunts left my daughter’s dress on the step and didn’t knock. Expecting a parcel today, nip to the toilet, heard no knock but came down to check outside and shoes have been left just by the front garden wall which is low so any **** walking past could’ve had them . Obviously just put it there from the pavement. Fucking lazy cunts
TBF those Amazon drivers are working to the clock. Watched a documentary not long ago and they even take empty bottles with them so they can have a piss ' on the hoof ' so to speak.Amazon ‘delivery’ drivers. Yesterday one of the cunts left my daughter’s dress on the step and didn’t knock. Expecting a parcel today, nip to the toilet, heard no knock but came down to check outside and shoes have been left just by the front garden wall which is low so any **** walking past could’ve had them . Obviously just put it there from the pavement. Fucking lazy cunts
That’s not the customer’s fault is it. If theyre treated like that they should change jobsTBF those Amazon drivers are working to the clock. Watched a documentary not long ago and they even take empty bottles with them so they can have a piss ' on the hoof ' so to speak.
You're meant to dip soldiers in your runny egg not stuff them up your arse.Crumbs in the bed. Gets right on my tits. And in my arse crack.
That farce ran for 3 years at a cost to the taxpayers of £20,000 a year and resulted in the removal of a grand total of 5 lines of cones.Hahaha. I remember that idiot John Major’s “cones hotline” proposal but can’t actually recall if it ever happened.