Stupid little things that bug you

[doots]

Bloody mare's tails. They come up all over my garden overnight, you dig them up and they're there again a day or two later. You never get rid of them, apparently

Bleach also gets shut of them but also anything growing nearby.

 

[stonerblue]

Noisy parents with noisy kids in pubs that aren't wacky bastard warehouse

 

[give it to gordon]

Heatwave. The press/media love one telling you how to stay cool in the office, office this, office that. It's all about the office.

I hate working outside in a heatwave. If it's in the high 30's its alot hotter in the sun !

 

[Protein Junkie]

Heatwave. The press/media love one telling you how to stay cool in the office, office this, office that. It's all about the office.

I hate working outside in a heatwave. If it's in the high 30's its alot hotter in the sun !

Ha great !!!
The number of times I’ve seen people go and sit outside in the lunch hour then come back in and complain about the heat !!!

 

[-dabz-]

Here's another. I was looking ifor something in the bottom kitchen cupboard when my Mrs decided to look for something in the cupboard above. She them walked off, a minute later I stood up and smashed my head off the cupboard door she left open. Fuming.

That's on page five of How To Be An Utter woman, right next to the bit about using a vac at seven in the morning.

 

[Protein Junkie]

When you bump into a yank on holiday in this country and they can’t wait to tell you where they are from.

 

[East Level 2]

That's on page five of How To Be An Utter woman, right next to the bit about using a vac at seven in the morning.

A woman vacuuming at seven in the morning is basically saying "This is what I asked you to do last night, but you were too busy with something else". - She might be right, but the vast majority of things classed as "something else" are more interesting than vacuuming.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

That's on page five of How To Be An Utter woman, right next to the bit about using a vac at seven in the morning.

Or the noise gun, they love those fucking noise guns at the crack of dawn!

(I mean a hairdryer, by the way)

 

[Feed the Elk]

Women’s football all over the media and sports sections

Just bugs me, especially when they report on Arsenal’s, for example, new signing and you listen to the report thinking they’re talking about the men’s team only to find out they’re talking about the women.

 

[-dabz-]

Or the noise gun, they love those fucking noise guns at the crack of dawn!

(I mean a hairdryer, by the way)

Mine "Plays the kitchen drums" (page 8)...Pissing around in the kitchen cupboards, moving pans about, slamming cups and stuff at silly o'clock...she sounds like Ringo Starr just making a brew...