Stupid little things that bug you

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Seems weird those 2 in bed together now.

I know, who wants to see 2 dead bodies in a bed ?

 

[DrBlueBob]

I know, who wants to see 2 dead bodies in a bed ?

To be fair, I think it would depend upon which two bodies. I can think of a couple of candidates.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

To be fair, I think it would depend upon which two bodies. I can think of a couple of candidates.

There's lots of people I'd like to see dead but I wouldn't put them in bed together. ( that's more of a Snorky thing )

 

[Tuearts right boot]

People in front of you in the queue witha scratch card....Ooooh a £3.00 winnner, I'll have another 3...... and does them all at the till, JUST FUCK OFF !!

That smarmy twat Lindt Chocolatier, hand makes and inspects each individual chocolate rabbit so he does, with a caring and concerned look on his face.

 

[Bill Walker]

There's lots of people I'd like to see dead but I wouldn't put them in bed together. ( that's more of a Snorky thing )

Does snorkey fuck dead people?
I never knew that.

 

[laserblue]

People in front of you in the queue witha scratch card....Ooooh a £3.00 winnner, I'll have another 3...... and does them all at the till, JUST FUCK OFF !!

That smarmy twat Lindt Chocolatier, hand makes and inspects each individual chocolate rabbit so he does, with a caring and concerned look on his face.

Even worse are the lazy twats who hand over a fistful of lottery tickets and ask the assistant to check them all for winners.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Does snorkey fuck dead people?
I never knew that.

Quelle surprise Uncle Bill he did until some rotten Cnut split on him.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Does snorkey fuck dead people?
I never knew that.

Anything that moves Bill, or in this case doesn’t.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

When some organisation (viz. HMG, NHS, Police, Bank, et al) have just committed an almighty cock up and they come out with "...We take very serious and it is our priority..."
Well, clearly it wasn't!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Even worse are the lazy twats who hand over a fistful of lottery tickets and ask the assistant to check them all for winners.

Yesterday the silly cow in front of me was negotiating a commision deal with the cashier. I wouldn't mind so much but the silly twat turned her down.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When some organisation (viz. HMG, NHS, Police, Bank, et al) have just committed an almighty cock up and they come out with "...We take very serious and it is our priority..."
Well, clearly it wasn't!

Dont believe everything you read in Viz.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Does snorkey fuck dead people?
I never knew that.

No, he fucks them to death.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I know, who wants to see 2 dead bodies in a bed ?

Jimmy Savile?





Sorry

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Jimmy Savile?





Sorry

The old 3 in a bed romp

 

[Grassland Blue]

I know, who wants to see 2 dead bodies in a bed ?

I don't know when it started but dead people in the US are now called - unalived.

Weirdos!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I don't know when it started but dead people in the US are now called - unalived.

Weirdos!

That's just the world we live in today mate.

 

[Eccles Blue]

My brain!! Well sometimes it doesn’t switch on properly! Like when I’m rinsing the pots (not posh enough for a dishwasher, that’s what hands are for) and I’m stretching toward the tap…. Move the silly swivelly tap toward you EB … it’s much easier.
But I like it when I’m using the stupidly slow stairlift…being the sort of person who has to be reading if not gainfully employed…I keep a book on the seat and read it as I ascend/descend the stairs. Look it takes 32/33 seconds. It’s a heck of a long time to sit slllooowwwlllyyy going mad. Much better to read. So I was pleased with my brain when it thought of that one. :-) IMHO

 

[Blue Mist]

My brain!! Well sometimes it doesn’t switch on properly! Like when I’m rinsing the pots (not posh enough for a dishwasher, that’s what hands are for) and I’m stretching toward the tap…. Move the silly swivelly tap toward you EB … it’s much easier.
But I like it when I’m using the stupidly slow stairlift…being the sort of person who has to be reading if not gainfully employed…I keep a book on the seat and read it as I ascend/descend the stairs. Look it takes 32/33 seconds. It’s a heck of a long time to sit slllooowwwlllyyy going mad. Much better to read. So I was pleased with my brain when it thought of that one. :-) IMHO

@Eccles Blue.......

'The masked figure towered over her, she saw the carving knife he held above her head, suddenly..'
'Oh I'm at the bottom, I'll read the rest later'

 

[Bill Walker]

My brain!! Well sometimes it doesn’t switch on properly! Like when I’m rinsing the pots (not posh enough for a dishwasher, that’s what hands are for) and I’m stretching toward the tap…. Move the silly swivelly tap toward you EB … it’s much easier.
But I like it when I’m using the stupidly slow stairlift…being the sort of person who has to be reading if not gainfully employed…I keep a book on the seat and read it as I ascend/descend the stairs. Look it takes 32/33 seconds. It’s a heck of a long time to sit slllooowwwlllyyy going mad. Much better to read. So I was pleased with my brain when it thought of that one. :-) IMHO

Must take you about 6 months to read a book..

Thought I was slow :-)

 

[Eccles Blue]

Must take you about 6 months to read a book..

Thought I was slow :-)

*lol* I have read 2 books since Sunday evening!! Nearly finished the 3rd one as well. But not just going up and downstairs obviously :-) I’m known as a bookworm in the family. I read at every opportunity.