Stupid little things that bug you

[idahoblues]

Serves you right for your last post.

Slava the drill and his bit

It hurteth you unfeeling prick

 

[idahoblues]

Ergh because they ride on pavements, act like fucking imbeciles, have no thought for anyone else and the most important bit, when they plough you down, have no insurance.

You Brits are such stuffy old farts!

 

[Blue Mist]

It hurteth you unfeeling prick

Only a 16 year old apprentice who is as thick as the snow on a mountain range, leaves, no, even puts his finger under a drill bit.
That's 'O' level metal work.

 

[idahoblues]

Only a 16 year old apprentice who is as thick as the snow on a mountain range, leaves, no, even puts his finger under a drill bit.
That's 'O' level metal work.

Haha,I know, that’s what hurts the most. Last hole out of probably 50, 33c thinking of beer and Blam!

 

[Blue Mist]

You Brits are such stuffy old farts!

Look at it another way. You have just left the general store, you tighten your beaver skin hood and set off walking with or without snow shoes. You have a nice wine for Mrs Eyedee and 4 bottles of Goose Island. You are strolling back to your log cabin when Martha's lad shoots past you and knocks you over. Your beer is mingling in the gutter with moose piss and melted snow and your Chateau Lafyette 2019 is all over your jeans.
Do you
a, drink the gutter dry
b, suck your jeans dry
c, shout at Obidiah and become an ex pat suffy old fart. ?

 

[idahoblues]

Only a 16 year old apprentice who is as thick as the snow on a mountain range, leaves, no, even puts his finger under a drill bit.
That's 'O' level metal work.

Also I was too gifted at school for them to let me do metal work ;)

 

[idahoblues]

Look at it another way. You have just left the general store, you tighten your beaver skin hood and set off walking with or without snow shoes. You have a nice wine for Mrs Eyedee and 4 bottles of Goose Island. You are strolling back to your log cabin when Martha's lad shoots past you and knocks you over. Your beer is mingling in the gutter with moose piss and melted snow and your Chateau Lafyette 2019 is all over your jeans.
Do you
a, drink the gutter dry
b, suck your jeans dry
c, shout at Obidiah and become an ex pat suffy old fart. ?

They don’t skateboard in the winter ffs

 

[halfmist]

Only a 16 year old apprentice who is as thick as the snow on a mountain range, leaves, no, even puts his finger under a drill bit.
That's 'O' level metal work.

In my day it was called, Geometrical Engineering Workshop Theory & Practice and I managed to get a grade 9 in the subject thanks to getting the title right.

 

[Banshee]

Smug parents who get their kids puppies/kittens or whatever they've been mythering for. Happily video then while they're ugly crying and put it out there for all to see.

 

[Protein Junkie]

When someone starts answering a question and their first word of the reply is “So……” grrr