Stupid little things that bug you

normskih said:
Hahaha, little old me?
It’s my day off today. My IBS is playing up and I’ve got a plumber in, what the hell am I going to do:(
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Ergh Normy, I'm not sure a plumber should be dealing with IBS. I might be wrong, I have been before but perhaps you should ask on here for advice rather than using one who sucks in his breath, puts a pencil behind his ear and says 'I'm not going to lie to you' ...... before lying to you.

Edit: yes I know I was beaten to it but I typed it out so I wasn't going to waste it.
 
Blue Mist said:
Ergh Normy, I'm not sure a plumber should be dealing with IBS. I might be wrong, I have been before but perhaps you should ask on here for advice rather than using one who sucks in his breath, puts a pencil behind his ear and says 'I'm not going to lie to you' ...... before lying to you.

Edit: yes I know I was beaten to it but I typed it out so I wasn't going to waste it.
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Misty, I made the mistake of typing as I was thinking of not reading it before pressing send. I had a giggle to myself when you fellas replied:) I’ve known my plumber for about 30 years and I had to crown him this morning because he only went and left the water off upstairs last night meaning I had to nip downstairs during the night, what a palavar.
 
Blue Mist said:
Ergh Normy, I'm not sure a plumber should be dealing with IBS. I might be wrong, I have been before but perhaps you should ask on here for advice rather than using one who sucks in his breath, puts a pencil behind his ear and says 'I'm not going to lie to you' ...... before lying to you.

Edit: yes I know I was beaten to it but I typed it out so I wasn't going to waste it.
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In an indirect way, plumbers often do have to deal with the consequences of IBS.
 
normskih said:
Misty, I made the mistake of typing as I was thinking of not reading it before pressing send. I had a giggle to myself when you fellas replied:) I’ve known my plumber for about 30 years and I had to crown him this morning because he only went and left the water off upstairs last night meaning I had to nip downstairs during the night, what a palavar.
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So you nipped downstairs during the night to make a meringue?
I hope it was a Strawberry one?
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ray21 said:
People who buy chilled or frozen stuff in a store and when they realise they don’t want instead of the lazy bastards taking it back to the fridge or freezer they just put it on any shelf in the store, yesterday in Costco someone had left a tray of mackerel on top of the cereal.
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I’m with you Ray, but there’s a joke in that somewhere. Hang fire and there will be one in a short while;)
 
ray21 said:
People who buy chilled or frozen stuff in a store and when they realise they don’t want instead of the lazy bastards taking it back to the fridge or freezer they just put it on any shelf in the store, yesterday in Costco someone had left a tray of mackerel on top of the cereal.
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That's ME, mate. I do that. If you do it yourself, you're putting some spotty kid out of a job....and they love doing it. Keeps things interesting for them.
 
Marklr said:
That's ME, mate. I do that. If you do it yourself, you're putting some spotty kid out of a job....and they love doing it. Keeps things interesting for them.
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Just think of all the wasted food though, surely the staff wouldn’t know how long stuff had been left out, and it may not be a spotty kid.
 
Currently sat in a bar on Mathew St, Liverpool (ale price is very good)

Some twat is strumming away (badly) to a medley of shite indie/ chart friendly pap, with the volume turned up to 11

He sounds like a happy Bob Dylan impressionist.

Tosh
 
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