Stupid little things that bug you

Being stupid lol.
Owned my car for about 5 years now, always been abit sluggish to start on cold days.
Only realised last week that I have to let the car pre warm lol. Now starts perfectly.
I thought pre heating diesel cars wasn't need years ago
New batteries can do wonders.
They get hammered on a Diesel.
 
Real estate agents who ring you touting for business.

"Hi, it's bla bla bla from bla bla bla, how are you today?......
fuck right off, say nothing press red button.
That must be an aussie thing. They don't cold call in Blighty, they mail shot you but that's all.
If one tried it here and ring them back 15 times just to see how they liked it.
 
All those sales calls are shit.. My worst experience was when I first consulted the NHS about going deaf. The next week I got a tsunami of phone calls from hearing aid salesmen. I complained to the NHS who said it was impossible to trace who was breaking patient confidentiality.
 
All those sales calls are shit.. My worst experience was when I first consulted the NHS about going deaf. The next week I got a tsunami of phone calls from hearing aid salesmen. I complained to the NHS who said it was impossible to trace who was breaking patient confidentiality.
Fortunately you couldn't hear the phone ringing, otherwise that would have been terrible for you. ;-)
 
My insurance went down, but when I phoned to check I was getting the same level of cover, the automatic answer bullshit was going on about increased premiums due to higher prices for replacement parts.
My neighbour had his parked car damaged when side-swiped by driver trying to avoid a pot hole. Just a large dent to the door and wing. Insurance company wrote it off and paid him £4800. The owner bought the car back off the insurance company for £200 and then paid £950 to have the car straightened. He now has the car legally back on the road and <>£3500 towards a holiday.
 
People who stand gassing to other people they know, having bumped into them in supermarket foyers. Take your conversations about holidays, weather, ailments etc elsewhere. Inconsiderate fuckwits. Also goes for people putting up umbrellas, or deciding to put a coat on at the door. Get out of the fucking way!!!
 
Tarry shits.

Bastard things are impossible to clean up no matter how many rounds with the bog roll you go.

I usually surrender after the 3rd attempt.
 

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