Stupid little things that bug you

[Marklr]

I’ve got a small gap between a couple of teeth that always gets a bit of meat stuck in there.

It's called your 'mouth'. ;)
I save those bits for a later treat.

 

[the blue panther]

Norridge is how people from Norwich say Norwich.

It's more like Naaaridge, as one who's lived nearby for 30 odd years.

 

[the blue panther]

I'm gobsmacked it's all on free to air here. God bless SBS. BUT we have absolute shite pundits, fucking Bosnich looks like a fat aging hooker.

Wayne Rooney likes this post.

 

[Blue Mist]

I’ve got a small gap between a couple of teeth that always gets a bit of meat stuck in there.

Which means you now haven't got a gap, ffs stop moaning. You've fixed the problem.

I dint know, some people.

 

[blue44]

My wife,when she takes her mobile and mine to work like she has just done this morning.
I'll have to wait till 10.20am this morning to get it back from her.

 

[Stephen230]

Students who still insist on paying their bus fare by cheque and cheque card
In evidence today on the 143

What? Was this post written in 1983 and you forgot to press send?

Although, I can’t remember ever seeing anyone paying by cheque on a bus even then.

 

[Stephen230]

Where the hell did ‘oh my days’ come from? I never remember hearing it until about ten years ago, now everyone says it.

It’s a very old saying but has become popular again recently due mainly to West Indian and black Americans as an alternative to “Oh my God” which might be seen as blasphemous amongst strict religious types.

 

[bluebc]

People that spoil wums by telling the gullible it’s a wum before it’s had chance to gather pace

 

[Winchester]

What? Was this post written in 1983 and you forgot to press send?

Although, I can’t remember ever seeing anyone paying by cheque on a bus even then.

Oh you ARE Funny
Suggest you travel up Oxford Road

 

[Nellies left peg]

My wife,when she takes her mobile and mine to work like she has just done this morning.
I'll have to wait till 10.20am this morning to get it back from her.

I’ve got a sky blue cover on mine and she’s got a red one so I can be sure not to touch it. I have not got anything red and refuse to