Stupid little things that bug you

Ha ha Heaton was having none of It,You got told off :)
He has a point. I was trying to get an exemption for what is a very tricky operation re the rolling of linguine. I have solved the issue of getting my beautiful white shirts distressed with forces of the sauce, by stripping to the waist in every restaurant. Let them stare, point, shout and demand my removal.
 
He has a point. I was trying to get an exemption for what is a very tricky operation re the rolling of linguine. I have solved the issue of getting my beautiful white shirts distressed with forces of the sauce, by stripping to the waist in every restaurant. Let them stare, point, shout and demand my removal.
Stripping to the waist is acceptable
 
He has a point. I was trying to get an exemption for what is a very tricky operation re the rolling of linguine. I have solved the issue of getting my beautiful white shirts distressed with forces of the sauce, by stripping to the waist in every restaurant. Let them stare, point, shout and demand my removal.
Er…just cut the linguine up with a knife and fork. Not very Italiano but saves us from you man boobs.
 
Er…just cut the linguine up with a knife and fork. Not very Italiano but saves us from you man boobs.
Man boobs? How dare you sir. As for your use a knife and fork? I almost gagged at the crassness and lack of style, sophistication and self respect in that outrageous advice. Have you no shame?
 
People walking their dogs do similar here, their other favourite pastime, rush hour traffic, narrow roads and pavements, and have their dog walking in the gutter !
Difficult to work out which one here is the biggest c*nt, I feel your pain

a. People that come out of their homes when they need to regardless of the traffic congestion
b. People that walk down roads far too narrow for cars and pedestrians
c. People that have the audacity to own a pet and think that their pet should get preferential space on the roadway
 

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