Stupid little things that bug you

Twats who cant speak properly. Last week a newsreader type lady on the radio talk about people being out of 'wahk' when she meant work. Another just now on the Ken Bruce news just called the Johnny Bairstow stumping 'controvarshal'
 
I’m not a big fizzy pop drinker, but dry as a nuns chuff the other day I pinched one of the kids drinks outta the fridge, a 500ml bottle of Coke. What the blazes are those new bottle tops all about ? When you’ve screwed the top off they leave a sharp plastic piece sticking out that jabbed a hole in my lip & you can’t even get your gob round em now, you’ve got to pout to take a sip
 

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