Stupid little things that bug you

Here’s another one for my shit list - when you go to a cafe and the sauces are all in those stupid tiny little sachets. Need about 10 of the cunts for a full English.
What we need is the return of those large round red squirty things with the green nozzle, rather like those large round tomatoey squirters they had in the Wimpey....
 
Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?
 
Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?
They're counting on nobody confronting and exposing their cuntiness.
 
Neighbours who think it’s acceptable to start mowing the lawn at 8:30 a.m, it isn’t!
 
People who slam weights down in the gym. Why do it? You look a complete bellend, it annoys everybody around you and it damages the equipment.
And when they don’t put them back on the right place so everyone else has to go scouring the racks for the right weight they need
 
Any TV program with the word "Brits" in it, especially ones about people moving abroad.

What's that one with an intro that looks like someone made it on PowerPoint?. It's a globe with an animated plane flying round it. When the scene changes to another family, an annoying noise of a flying plane is played.

"A Place in the Sun".... That annoys me as well. 23 years that's been on and it's just repeat after repeat of 2014 episodes on More 4. A Lockdown TV staple it was as well, all while we could not go on holiday, let alone leave our homes.

There's an album that came out before the show of the same name by a band called Lit, which is a trillion times percent more entertaining than the programme it possibly stole the name off from.
 
Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?
Maybe they look better in a leotard than you and therefore hold the moral, and physical, high ground
 

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