Stupid little things that bug you

Talking of trams - and trains, buses and lifts: people who try to board/get in before letting you off/out.
There a few things that annoy me more on a regular basis.
Ignorant twats.
Northern rail trains sit at Piccadilly station for about half an hour before they leave ,but they won't open the doors till 2 minutes before they leave hence the ignorant bastards that have just arrived will shove their way past you to get on first
 
This is pretty trivial I know, but when you're walking down multiple flights of stairs, say, in a multistorey type place.. block of flats, or office building (not that I know about that shit) anywhere in the UK I reckon where stairs are involved, cos my contention is we drive on the left, we should walk up or down stairs on our fucking left, shouldn't we? Surely? I don't like playing chicken with anybody on a staircase, especially if I'm the one climbing
 
The endless amount of shit stories about what footballers do in their private lives (as if it matters). The opinions of ex players, managers and match officials as to who's going to finish where in the league.
(Shrek and Wenger (risen from the dead) being the latest).
Mixing womens' football in with our football and confusing everybody with who is playing who and when.
For the record I'm only interested in
1) How City are doing.
2) How our likely challengers are doing.
3) How crap the rags have become and how likely they are to get relegated/cease to exist.
 
Septics on Richard Osman’s House of Games.

Last week they had some fucking idiot who speaks like a baby at the top of her voice and this week we’ve got some overbearing shouty arsehole who makes Gregg Wallace seem calm and quiet.

Are there not enough people from the 60+ million in Britain we can just stick to?
 
Hats, one size fits all

Bollocks

I can never find hats / caps etc. that fit me. In my days of working as a guard on the trains & a cap was a compulsory part of the uniform, they had to make a one off one especially for me.
The only place I've managed to find baseball caps that fit me has been in Sweden. Must be my Nordic genes that has given me an oversized head!
 
Septics on Richard Osman’s House of Games.

Last week they had some fucking idiot who speaks like a baby at the top of her voice and this week we’ve got some overbearing shouty arsehole who makes Gregg Wallace seem calm and quiet.

Are there not enough people from the 60+ million in Britain we can just stick to?
Septics get on all the bloody shows. We even had one on Eggheads, fortunately its never mentioned.
 

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