Stupid little things that bug you

[bennyboy]

The cun## that deliver food on their bikes.Nothing but a nuisance.
Got to the stage where I hope someone takes them out as them and their square backpacks zig zag their way about.

 

[bluemooners09]

The Mrs having a big clear out. Which translates to - we're having a day of shifting HER sht to the tip.

 

[crazyg]

We gave you Charlie Chaplin about the same time;)

Not to forget the "original" Phil Jones"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That weird, white tendon like thing that's in every chicken breast.

Those are tape worms, every chicken has them. Usually only one though.

 

[smevchenko]

At a junction, if you’re going left, pull to the fucking left. If I want to turn right or straight on, I have to wait for you to get the fuck out of the way before I can move.

Also works the other way round, junction near me is always rammed and people who turn right are waiting for ages for a gap in traffic which is often at standstill, whereas I want to turn left and the traffic that way is always moving. Yet the people turning right always position their cars so no other fucker can get past them.... dick heads!

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Little shit rats on the Metrolink whose only conversation (shouting it so the whole tram can hear) seems to be who they are going to bang because they’ve been ‘chatting shit’ about them. Then getting their friend ‘Teisha’ to call their friend to tell them that ‘Duquan’ is coming round to bang them out. It’s happened twice in a week now. Have they no shame?

 

[KS55]

If they’re commentating on the telly, we’re all watching from the same stand. If you’re at the match, you can’t hear the commentators. You’ve not thought this one through.

There's a brand new technology called Radio.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The hotch-potch use of capital letters at the start of forums on here: https://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/ - bugs me every time i see it.

Bluemoon forum (capital B but lower case f)
Player Performances (both correct)
EDS and Academy Forum (capitals in the right places)
General football forum (Capital G but lower case f and f)
Transfer forum (capital T but lower case f)
Matchday forum (capital M but lower case f)
Off Topic (both correct)
Classic Threads (both correct)
Tickets and travel exchange (capital T but lower case t and e)
Technical queries (capital T but lower case q).

 

[oman0115]

That horrible generic street talk / fabricated accent that's come out of London and is now countrywide. Squeaky, drone with mis pronunciation of words designed to I imagine be intimidating. Apparently goes well with ghastly trainers, tracksuits and a re usable back from JD sports.

 

[Big Swifty]

Football commentators on TV telling us what's happening when we can see it with our own eyes, as in:

"The cross coming in..." (Yes, we know it is)
"And he's pulled his shot wide" (Oh yes, so he has! Thanks for explaining!)
"His header goes over the bar" (No need to tell us)
"OOOH it's hit the post!" (Thanks. I thought it had struck an invisible force-field)

Your job is to identify players and explain anything that's not immediately obvious, plus the odd intelligent comment. Like referees, you should let the game flow - as Barry Davies did so well.

And don't smother us with non-stop factual irrelevancies, a la Tyldesley or Motson.