Stupid little things that bug you

[Barcon]

That weird, white tendon like thing that's in every chicken breast.

 

[Mike Cledford]

To be fair,he does need all the help he can get.

He would be better sticking a note up the chimney asking for Santa to bring him some football skills other than running very fast and kicking the ball very hard, both often in wrong direction.

 

[jimharri]

When opening a pack of Lurpak spreadable my partner insists on only peeling back the foil so far and then replacing it over the spread when she's finished. Why ? Once it's open, it's open. The foil is just a pain in the arse.

Well;if you insist on sticking it up there, what can you expect?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The way the stadium announcer at City announces the arrival of Phil Foden whenever he comes on like he’s the greatest ever City player in the final weeks of his career with us.

“Coming on is number forty-seven, Phil...Foden”

*It’s that pause between his first and last name, it’s not right, and he does it every time

 

[Cellarite]

At a junction, if you’re going left, pull to the fucking left. If I want to turn right or straight on, I have to wait for you to get the fuck out of the way before I can move.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

At a junction, if you’re going left, pull to the fucking left. If I want to turn right or straight on, I have to wait for you to get the fuck out of the way before I can move.

Absolute incompetent twats.

 

[stevemacca]

Football commentators who say ".....kicking from left to right"

Not if you're on the other side of the f***kin' pitch the're not ... then they are kicking from right to left
You try to count how many times they say this
Absolutely 'kin pointless, should have salary deducted for wasting the listeners time

 

[Cellarite]

Football commentators who say ".....kicking from left to right"

Not if you're on the other side of the f***kin' pitch the're not ... then they are kicking from right to left
You try to count how many times they say this
Absolutely 'kin pointless, should have salary deducted for wasting the listeners time

If they’re commentating on the telly, we’re all watching from the same stand. If you’re at the match, you can’t hear the commentators. You’ve not thought this one through.

 

[ballinio]

It’s not a little thing, it really fucking annoys me:

People who speak like they’re a gang member from some hood. I don’t care what skin colour you are as loads of young people are at it from different backgrounds. You sound like fucking nob heads. Ali G was a piss take, not something to aspire to be.

Clinton Morrison .....I have to switch off

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Tweezers?