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Stupid little things that bug you
- Thread starter bluemooners09
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jimharri
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"You'll have to speak up; I'm going a bit mutton""sorry...what was that?"
Marklr
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We could go on doing pages of this...and it would be realistic. haha. "Sorry...i don't mean to be rude, but I'm having trouble understanding your accent, can you get someone else on for me, please?""You'll have to speak up; I'm going a bit mutton"
They just pass the phone on to...themselves, probably.
"that's better". haha. You give up.
idahoblues
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It was just the tiniest of farts, sure I can trust it…..
Stephen Ireland's pants
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First one of the year this morning . Plenty more to follow throughout the year .It was just the tiniest of farts, sure I can trust it…..
idahoblues
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I was on my way to get a coffee, not sure if the cute little coffee girls would have been into a wet patch on my pantsFirst one of the year this morning . Plenty more to follow throughout the year .
They just smile and quietly say 'ah there's that nice man from the care home'I was on my way to get a coffee, not sure if the cute little coffee girls would have been into a wet patch on my pants
Our postie is a gorgeous blonde lady. Why is she not wearing shorts at the mo?Fuckin wankers they are, I hate them with a passion, unfortunately there’s my address, then the same in the next town, lost count the amount of times they’ve claimed to have delivered stuff to me, even handed to me in person when they haven’t, and gone on to call me a liar a few times in emails on the strength of their employees say so that they did (maybe they did, just not my address).
Luckily, last time, they took a picture of the door they delivered it too (surprise surprise, it was the one in the next town, again) so made a complaint (again) and sent them a picture of my front door, eventually they apologised about 3-4 weeks later and said they’d make steps to get my parcel back, told them not to bother as he was a bigger **** than them (I got delivered a load of his kids presents one Christmas Eve so I drove to his house to make sure the kids got them in time for Christmas day, not a thank you kiss my arse or nothing from him).
East Level 2
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The women are Davina rather than Dave. As in Davina McCall-Centre.And every single one of them is called Dave, even the women are called Dave.
Protein Junkie
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Ha brilliant EL2 :-)The women are Davina rather than Dave. As in Davina McCall-Centre.