Stupid little things that bug you

[idahoblues]

Stickers!
Why would they put them every exposed edge, cunts

 

[Moddsblue]

Those people that go on TV so Phil and Kirsty can find them a house, use the internet like everyone else, twats.

 

[East Level 2]

Octopus energy telling me my leccy meter is coming to the end of its certification period and I have to have it replaced with a smart meter. OK, I can cope with that, but then there are no dates available for them to fit the bloody smart meter.

 

[DrBlueBob]

those fkn thundercunts who swerve into your lane on the motorway the moment they put the indicator on

At least they indicate. There seems to be an epidemic of people who don't feel the need to give other motorists any form of advance notification as to their intentions. It's called an indicator for a reason.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Drivers who are unable to understand that a mini roundabout works in the same way as a full size roundabout.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

People (particularly "celebs") who insert an initial into their name......"look at me, I'm unique"

Harry H Corbett excluded, obviously, as the other one was Sooty's dad.

 

[Moddsblue]

Blokes who wear those trousers that aren't trousers and aren't shorts somewhere in between, they finish somewhere near the bottom of your calf. What's the point?
They look shit!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Octopus energy telling me my leccy meter is coming to the end of its certification period and I have to have it replaced with a smart meter. OK, I can cope with that, but then there are no dates available for them to fit the bloody smart meter.

Tell em to piss off.
You can’t be forced to have a smart meter.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

People (particularly "celebs") who insert an initial into their name......"look at me, I'm unique"

Harry H Corbett excluded, obviously, as the other one was Sooty's dad.

Anthony H Wilson became an even bigger twat when he added the H.

 

[East Level 2]

Tell em to piss off.
You can’t be forced to have a smart meter.

I think they can force a meter change if the old one is out of certification, but I don't know if anyone is still making standard meters.
You can have a smart meter fitted in "blind mode" where the display doesn't show the current bill if you're worried about seeing your pennies disappear into smoke.