Big Swifty
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Two Kleenex are quite sufficient to wipe one's arse after a normal crap, thank you.....You’ve either got an impossibly small Ringpiece or the Kleenex is not for a shite :-)
Two Kleenex are quite sufficient to wipe one's arse after a normal crap, thank you.....You’ve either got an impossibly small Ringpiece or the Kleenex is not for a shite :-)
What constitutes a 'normal' crap?Two Kleenex are quite sufficient to wipe one's arse after a normal crap, thank you.....
One that only requires 2 Kleenex obviouslyWhat constitutes a 'normal' crap?
leave her be, its the only way she'll learnThe way my missus chops onions etc, always causes a row because I try to step in before she kills herself.
Women, even young women always do.I always carry a couiple of spare Kleenex with me whenever I go out, just in case.
She counted all her fingers and came up with three.leave her be, its the only way she'll learn
The fact that they have "Simply left it on your doorstep" needs fucking addressing 1*I'm getting increasingly agitated by companies constantly sending post-purchase emails "How did we do?", "Rates our service", "How many stars?". The buggers are persistent.
I can understand asking for a product rating, but a "How was your delivery?" from a company who have simply left a parcel on your doorstep?
Also having to select/deselect cookies before you can enter a website.