Stupid little things that bug you

[Kinkladze 1]

People who come to my house and park on my drive leaving me no option but to park on the road when I get home from work. What the fuck?!?’....

 

[Barcon]

https://jalopnik.com/the-inventor-of-the-little-arrow-that-tells-you-what-si-1829601068

I don't have it in mine.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

I don't have it in mine.

I'd get rid of it then.

 

[Fernster]

This exactly are my mrs and yours twins.

Haha, I'm sure there are many partners out there with the same traits.

 

[m7mcfc]

Haha, I'm sure there are many partners out there with the same traits.

Yes definitely.

 

[journolud]

People who go the wrong fucking way in the supermarket they know who they are,but unlike Bernardo I will keep schtum.

Theres a right and wrong way round the supermarket? Fuck me!

 

[Barcon]

Theres a right and wrong way round the supermarket? Fuck me!

No.

 

[DRINKLEVEDRY]

Theres a right and wrong way round the supermarket? Fuck me!

If there's only 3aisles and one way in there is.8-)

 

[journolud]

If there's only 3aisles and one way in there is.8-)

Ah, diddy ones. I'm all over the place in our local Tesco

 

[journolud]

Putting pointless on at a different time so they can show some shit about dancing before the news

 

[blue aura]

My short teenage sons, really get on my tits.

 

[willipp]

This thing of high fiving every single player on the bench when you get subbed off even if you’ve been shit and are losing 4-0. It’s like someone has decided this is a must do for team morale so now all players are told to do it regardless. Sit the fuck down and contemplate exactly why youve just been subbed.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The wife. When she's driving. When she's trying to talk and explain something of complete and utter irrelevance. It's like a scene from a Hacienda rave, hands and arms going big fish, little fish, cardboard box all over the car. The chaos and bewilderment she must be causing to oncoming traffic doesn't bear thinking about.

 

[skiddypants]

boaty mcboatface floating around the world polluting the sea.

 

[bluemooners09]

Some twat throwing an empty can of coke in my garden recycle bin.

 

[citizen_maine]

My short teenage sons, really get on my tits.

You should really have weaned them off by that age

 

[RACHACE]

The TV being on in a pub. Unless football is on.

Walking in after a long shift at work and hearing the fucking racket coming from the front room because the wife is watching 'her soaps'. All they do is shout at each other in those things.

Also cunts that answer 'all sorts really, I like anything' when you ask them what music they like. It generally turns out that they don't really like any.

 

[Barcon]

The wife. When she's driving. When she's trying to talk and explain something of complete and utter irrelevance. It's like a scene from a Hacienda rave, hands and arms going big fish, little fish, cardboard box all over the car. The chaos and bewilderment she must be causing to oncoming traffic doesn't bear thinking about.

pmsl.

 

[kinkyblue]

The wife. When she's driving. When she's trying to talk and explain something of complete and utter irrelevance. It's like a scene from a Hacienda rave, hands and arms going big fish, little fish, cardboard box all over the car. The chaos and bewilderment she must be causing to oncoming traffic doesn't bear thinking about.

I have one of these

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Cyclists. No explanation needed.

And the cunts who ride bikes at night and wear black and ride without lights, bastards all of them.