Stupid little things that bug you

Odd shaped pieces of bread in Wethers which makes it difficult to make a bacon butty.

People buying daft cocktails when all you want is a pint or two of beer.
Drivers who have accidents on motorways causing hours of delay.
Endless 50mph stretches on motorways (through roadworks usually).
Tailgaters and cutter inners.
 
Juries not knowing the previous of the accused. Many a wrongun scot free to do it again.
 
Those really really skinny legged spiders that sit in the corners on the ceiling and snap when you grab em to chuck em out.
What are they all about then?
 
The Hong Kong thing, I’ve sort of lost the thread what’s it is all about. And the news making such big thing about the latest ‘yawn’ demonstration. It’s getting irritating because nowt happens. Just journalists giving muffled reports in gas masks legging it after a load of surgeons in black t shirts. There’s a bit is argy bargy then all back again tomorrow for the exactly the same thing. This post is slightly naive and probably a bit provocative. As I get older I’m getting less arsed about all the ‘worldy’ situating. Your senses are saturated with them daily.
 
When betting on football, how come teams I back with excellent disciplinary records manage red cards in first 15 mins. Leaving an optimistic punters bet in tatters.
 
There you go first team in today’s acca Celtic and sure is eggs, red card Celtic. It’s fucking freaky how this happens on a well above average basis in my betting. There’s dark forces at work here.
 
Four mornings a week I get the 43 Bus from Fallowfield to Town, there Is a bloke that gets on that Bus, and when the Bus turns into the station, this fucker gets up stands near the Driver and presses the bell, it's the very last stop the terminus for fucks sake, he knows this he like has been getting this Bus for a few years. He's a twat, it annoys the fuck out of me.
 

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