Stupid little things that bug you

The MIL... jeez she’s FaceTiming Mrs Dr JASR, and quoting a Daily Mail article about a random US Dr who thinks ventilators are the wrong thing to use on Covid patients...
 
Anyone, who thinks the shower is the right place to give your nose a good clear out!! It is an absolutely disgusting habit!
 
The way white middle class people (but usually women) use black rapper/gang words.

i.e. Radio 2 ' Camilla wants to send a shout out to all her Mothers Union friends.
 
The way white middle class people (but usually women) use black rapper/gang words.

i.e. Radio 2 ' Camilla wants to send a shout out to all her Mothers Union friends.
Mary Ann Hobbs on 6Music is bad for this. She winds me right up!

Comes out with things like “had a Tweet from Geoff from Burnley who wants to wish his wife a happy birthday... BIG UP!” and “great new single there from Thundercat... SWEET VIBES!”

She’s about sixty, she’s white and from Preston; not a 20 year old daughter of a Jamaican family from Peckham.

She’s always at it!
 
Just remembered the last place I lived some dickhead started up his Harley Davidson tractor bike at 7am every morning, it was louder than the fucking Concorde breaking the sound barrier. Wanker.
Hate those things.
 
Mary Ann Hobbs on 6Music is bad for this. She winds me right up!

Comes out with things like “had a Tweet from Geoff from Burnley who wants to wish his wife a happy birthday... BIG UP!” and “great new single there from Thundercat... SWEET VIBES!”

She’s about sixty, she’s white and from Preston; not a 20 year old daughter of a Jamaican family from Peckham.

She’s always at it!
Mmmmmmm. Sixty years old, from Preston and always at it? You know the rules.
 
Mary Ann Hobbs on 6Music is bad for this. She winds me right up!

Comes out with things like “had a Tweet from Geoff from Burnley who wants to wish his wife a happy birthday... BIG UP!” and “great new single there from Thundercat... SWEET VIBES!”

She’s about sixty, she’s white and from Preston; not a 20 year old daughter of a Jamaican family from Peckham.

She’s always at it!
Leave her sex life out of this. The "aul wans" (to use an Irish colloquialism) are entitled to their spot of fun as well.
 
Mary Ann Hobbs on 6Music is bad for this. She winds me right up!

Comes out with things like “had a Tweet from Geoff from Burnley who wants to wish his wife a happy birthday... BIG UP!” and “great new single there from Thundercat... SWEET VIBES!”

She’s about sixty, she’s white and from Preston; not a 20 year old daughter of a Jamaican family from Peckham.

She’s always at it!

Add to this, the "too cool for school" Indie kid Jo Whiley..

Starting sentences with
"Hey"
"Check this out"
with the ubiquitous "shout outs"
She's trying to sound like a youth club leader, speaking to a room full of adolescents, while they're doing thev wanker sign to her
 

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