Stupid little things that bug you

The misses turning on the hot tap to wash her hands but before the hot water has reach the bathroom tap she has finished but combi has still fired up and wasted gas
 
lefty goldblatt said:
I'll trump that one, PC

Get one of the irritating fuckers to say the name of Hal David's song writing partner. You'll want to chin them.
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Haha brilliant!

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Psychedelic Casual said:
Thinking you’ve finished your piss, given it one more push and a pull and a shake, you think it’s all gone... but you out your widge back in your boxers and a bit more piss comes out!
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Middle age leakage, you'll be sitting down next.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Thinking you’ve finished your piss, given it one more push and a pull and a shake, you think it’s all gone... but you out your widge back in your boxers and a bit more piss comes out!
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Its the cough/fart/piss trio that really starts to get you down and remind you that the end is a day ever nearer that fucking irks.
 
People not following the arrows in the Supermarket.

I know some people can't handle rules, discipline or respect but just stay out of my 2 metre zone.

I thank you.
 
As I am spending so much time in my garden, it's the wind. Its doing my fucking head in. A stupid thing to get uptight about, but I am very stupid. And annoyed
 
getting a cooked breakfast, you know bacon, eggs, beans, tomatoes, mushroom, black puddings, fried bread, sausage and toast, yet the toast is pre cut in diagonals!! wtf, you can't put anything on that shit , it just falls out as you dip your egg. This happens a lot in Australia, so I asked for my toast to be cut in rectangles and I kid you not, they cut each slice in 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! c*nts
 
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