Stupid little things that bug you

[laserblue]

0161.
Or 061 for the oldies :-)

Or "Operator can I make a trunk call to Manchester?" for the very oldies.

 

[laserblue]

It gets worse when educated people (and journalists) pronounce 20p as “twenny pee”. It’s ‘pence’. The ‘p’ is just for simplification in writing, just like the ‘£’ symbol.

People who say "one pence". Pence is plural morons. It's one penny.

 

[Bluemoon dan]

I heard Roll with it on the radio earlier today. Still kind of bugs me that Country House beat it to number 1!

 

[laserblue]

People who pronounce the letter H as 'haitch'. It's 'aitch' FFS.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Pretentious TV chefs who serve meat that's not been cooked through. If i wanted to eat raw meat I'd have vampire fangs you raw meat cunts.

 

[malg]

Why are people now sending emails at work or in business dealings and starting it with e.g. “Hey John”. What’s wrong with “Hi ..” or “Hello ..”?

They're cunts.

 

[malg]

Even worse; when you leave a space between the last word and the semicolon. Very chavvy behaviour ; in my opinion!

This post should be a sticky....

 

[maccieblue]

Pretentious TV chefs who serve meat that's not been cooked through. If i wanted to eat raw meat I'd have vampire fangs you raw meat cunts.

Jerk chicken in the Green Man?

 

[Chippy_boy]

Or "Operator can I make a trunk call to Manchester?" for the very oldies.

Ah yes, I was "Stepping Hill 1841". Still remember it nearly 60 years later.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Jerk chicken in the Green Man?

What about it?

 

[Magicpole]

0161.
Or 061 for the oldies :-)

041 for us glorious Glaswegians, when it changed, a light went out and never returned.

 

[Magicpole]

They're cunts.

My name isn’t even John, so you can imagine how pissed off I get. Total cunts.

 

[Magicpole]

What about it?

Are you one of those fucking heathens who take a lovely steak and turn it into a brogue sole? I knew you were a fucking wrong un. My kind of wrong un, but a **** nonetheless. Medium rare the only way to eat steak. If you are however talking about blue, then I concur. If you are, blame me sitting in the sun drinking. Herbs may be involved, whose counting?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

0161.
Or 061 for the oldies :-)

You arriviste!
It’s Rusholme 5243
If you don’t mind.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Poor grammar when watching tv news.

They have been to university now working on tv news yet dont know their grammar.

' he done the crime ....." its "he did the crime."..

I'm thick didnt get any English qualifications but understand grammar better lol.

Were you away on the day they taught commas?

 

[citizen_maine]

Were you away on the day they taught commas?

were

 

[give it to gordon]

Were you away on the day they taught commas?

I think the fact I didnt get any English qualifications answers your question ;)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think the fact I didnt get any English qualifications answers your question ;)

I managed to get through with an English O level, which at the time thought was rather ironic as it is the language I speak. Allegedly.

 

[Magicpole]

My lovely has started playing football shots with the her son in goal. The goal, the veg patch,is inches from my face. She’s actually not bad, but, no matter how much I tell her to keep her stride constant, pick your spot, if you want to swerve it round the keeper, curve your foot and put more pressure on the outside of the ball, hooking your foot in the direction of left or right depending on the angle of your foot. Does she listen? Does she fuck. I am getting it in the fucking face anytime now.

 

[citizen_maine]

My lovely has started playing football shots with the her son in goal. The goal, the veg patch,is inches from my face. She’s actually not bad, but, no matter how much I tell her to keep her stride constant, pick your spot, if you want to swerve it round the keeper, curve your foot and put more pressure on the outside of the ball, hooking your foot in the direction of left or right depending on the angle of your foot. Does she listen? Does she fuck. I am getting it in the fucking face anytime now.

You're face own in her veg patch?